presses big red button that launches nukes everywhere then kicks legs back and begins to drink coffee “More coffee for me please”
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I’m just gonna make the goblins like the green version of Dwarves if it’s possible kek
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15 munits before Kevin broke Cam’s leg
Edward you have a Ham Radio right.
“Right” says Edward
Checks Radio Calls Military
Guys we have a hour and 15 minuets
15 minutes later
kevin breaks Cam leg and runs
Daniel pulls out gun
Kevin get back here and get in the truck like everyone else.
Guys we’re going to rem the barricade that the military has set up to quartine the city.
45 miniuts later
Rams baricade
Flips Car
Everyone get out of the car, only for cam to get out and hold a gun at Kevin, this is for my leg she yells before collapsing and fires.
Cam then gets back up and reload here gun, and aims at Kevin again before Daniel leaps into her and causing cam to fire on Randy twice.
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I am loving this story 
What story, this is all real.
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Who’s ever heard of a life for a leg, she couldn’t just shoot my knees
(Checks to see if they are being chased than sees the horde coming after them)
Kevin lies to move closer to Cam “Poor Randy he deserved better” then immediately breaks her other leg and throws her at the horde to distract them while he bails
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What is going on?
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Wait I’m Kevin right? Haha.
I have no idea what’s happening so i’ll just say yes, you’re Kevin
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Kevin immediately takes Cams vest and gives it to john in exchange for one of his grenades then says "I have great plans for this involving those revolutionaries, PRAISE TO THE PERSONA OF GREATNESS "
R.I.P Cam, you always were a blood sucking lawyer
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After stunt double Kevin grenadies the revolutionarys.
aims gun at stunt double kevin
“kevin, who the heck is john, you had those grenaides from your satchel”
fires all 20 round in the pistols magizen at the clearly insane stunt double Kevin
Sorry Stunt double Kevin
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John: I’m John, just your average fanatic who has a cursed gun cursed by the persona of greatness so put the gun down. don’t worry we’re on the same side the side that wants this revolution over
About the cursed weapons can we choose their “downside” like every second you hold this railgun your whimp stat will decrease
Daniel: Woops, Hey John do you have at time machine.
John: well I have a time orb, you set the date on it and throw it like a grenade and then it puts your mind in the past body with all of the future memories that you had before you went back in time
Daniel: set the date to 5 minuets ago
John: ok
Daniel: wait can’t we just go back before Lord darkner announced the update
john: well I already set the time so
Daniel: just throw it at me
aims gun at stunt double Kevin
Stumbles
Daniel: Sorry stunt double Kevin, hi John
John: why am I missing my last time orb 
Daniel Chuckles
Everyone looks at him
Daniel: Guys help me get this truck right-side up