48 hours of nonstop Barney “I love you” as sung by William Shatner.
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That sir is a crime against humanity.
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I love the little touches, there the ones that hit the hardest.
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So I do get to fight like my boi!
Ah so life is a video game. Guess I’ll farm xo and traumatize the helpless so they develop a life long hate of me and try to kill me for like three movies or a long TV series.
I’ll show you the power of TWO hands!
I always feel limited by magic.
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use a monkeys paw for a extra hand, and also cast mage hand. now you have two additional hands right there.
Give into your hatred ho-ho…stupid mouse.
Thats a pretty kind route. i expected more from you. This will go on your Annual Supervillian Report. Tsk Tsk
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Who said I’m a super villain? I just want to make peace across the land by killing all dissenters.
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Preach I just don’t want to deal with idiots peasants either
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Is it too much to ask for stability, safety, and prosperity? My WK only wishes that to see all fighting together for a better future, a future that shall be guided by me, by me and my troops of the night, death to the templar, may the priests fall and the heroes be annihilated,the age of dark magic has begun and for ten thousand years may it last, ALL HAIL THE WIGHT KING
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thats it? well that seems short lived and pessimistic. 40k minimum anything less would be unworthy of the wight king. All hail the new emperor of Cad- coughs Arkadia and beyond!
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I would agree if it wasn’t for the fact that this is a @bl00dragon’s tale, I highly doubt we would be able to survive that long before @bl00dragon throws some Tyranids or something in our faces.
ALL HAIL THE WIGHT EMPEROR OF THE GLORIOUS LAND OF ARKADIA
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No no no they would obviously be antimagic
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I’m deeply sorry, this error shall be fixed immediately!
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fixed, the Wight Emperor protects
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You all sound like Megatron. Comparing how long you plan to rule for. Please, I’ll rule from the shadows, plaseing humans and other races as puppets king and queens. And rule as a GOD! FOR I AM UNICRON THE DISTROYER!!!
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Your plan would be perfect my draconic brother, but you did commit a grave mistake, you revealed thy plans, now join us brother, help us conquer this world and universe, we do not possess a spymaster, LONG LIVE THE NECRO-EMPIRE, FROM HUMANS TO ELDRITCH WE DESCEND, AND UNDER OUR RULE ZEE UNIVERSE SHALL BOW!!!
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casually drops c’tan shard containing the Nightbringer
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All hail
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… Well, looks like we’re, as the Eldar say, boned, ight imma get the baneblade.
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Well I felt like joining the boasting chain and yes I like the idea of being a spymaster after all how can you kill what doesn’t exist? evil laughter also it’s draconic SISTER! I’m a dragoness.
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I’m deeply sorry, I was never good with biology, I shall not repeat such a mistake again sister.
Welcome my sister, and may the shadows bend to thy will
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