The Wight King(WIP) - Chapter 6 added (12/01/2023)

no, it’s because your name make it easy to put the blame of a 40K invasion on you

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Typical ork, blame it on the poor hardworking guardsman

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Well, to be fair, I have to say that battle sisters and I share an unconditional love for BBQs… :blush:

No BDSM knife-ears allowed onto my realm.

With the number of Warhammer fans on this forum, there was no way this could have not derailed.

Traumatic flash-backs from the Alpharius period

Well, I did try to get the thing back on rail. Try stopping Warhammer fans from derailing, see what happens.

And to be fair, from the number of times you managed to derail the thread, I wouldn’t be surprised if you had a sapper degree lying somewhere around here. :japanese_goblin:

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If feel out done in the derailing category right now

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Tying up an elf sounds great to me. And then we can get whips and chains, oh and don’t forget the knives, the most important tool :drooling_face:

I’ve derailed it :confused: Care to enlighten me :blush:

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'dat’s orkist, ya know ?

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Well I don’t care if you’re hurt xenos, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go die for the Emperor

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You didn’t really win then.

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I kan help wit’ 'dat dy’n bit, ya kan dank me lata

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Not that it doesn’t sound appealing, but if you add eldar fans onto the pile of derailers, I’ll have to rename the thread into “Warhammer memes, the game” :smirk:

Eh. You know what I’m talking about, edgy boi. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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It wouldn’t be much an issue, just paint the protag green and say his armor is composed at 40% of ductape and he can be an Ork

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And here I thought my speech and all the blushing and smiling :blush: was lighthearted enough to offset the name and picture.

+Doors and Bob.

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You see the planet we are on in the game is a Necrons tomb world

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It’ll probably end up as a Tomb World.

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This is 50% Warhammer, 40% Racism, and only 10% the game this thread is supposed to be about

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We prefer the term ‘Orkism’ actualy, ork are a specific specie rather than a race of humans

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What? Joking about elves?

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