Ooh, ooh. This thread is proving to be a dangerously addictive one, I can go one more at least.
- Kanno the Waiting
Kanno is a reserved Goddess who is worshipped by artisans, musicians and hermits as the Paragon of Perfect Dedication. She has always been known as a patient, enduring deity who counsels stoicism and perspective in all things.
It is said that while meditating within a silent grove, her soul caught the mildest hint of a song, woven into all things living and dead. She listened and listened, snatching up tiny whispers of exquisite music that over many eons she lovingly put together, learning as best she could to recreate the transcendental beauty of that hidden song.
She now devotes all her energy to this song, either meditating in the silence of her grove or playing her own divine instrument in the hopes of mastering the complexities of music. She is the Patron of obsessive artists and scientists, but she is especially responsive to musicians.
Some say that if you please the Goddess sufficiently (by performing a quest on her behalf or creating a truly exceptional piece of music) she will play you her divine song. Those who are believed to have received this ‘gift’ never say another word, nor pick up a musical instrument. They seem happy though. At peace, even.
- Utinny-Who-Moves-Not
An older, more primal deity who has no concrete physical form, but who has persisted throughout history in one form or another. When a mighty hero wields an unbreakable sword, or a bow that never misses no matter their level of skill, they are actually ‘wielding’ Utinny.
‘He’ is a God who routinely manifests as ‘Magical’ artefacts of major historical importance. ‘He’ always manifests at exactly the right moment to push history forward.
While it is difficult to gauge the mood of an inanimate object, we can infer a few things about Utinny from his manifestations. We know that he respects the Underdog, often falling into the hands of people who would otherwise sink into obscurity. He also clearly abhors slavery, oppression and large empires, as many of his manifestations are instrumental in the dismantling of empires or slave-nations.
- Toska Soft-Head
Toska Soft-Head is a deity that nobody of sound mind would ever pray too. That is precisely the point, as Toska is known to be the stupidest of all the Gods. Many cultures have stories about Toska Soft-Head stumbling through the gardens of Heaven, accidentally unleashing horrible plagues or great evils with his bumbling.
However all of these stories emphasize Toska’s good heart and constant willingness to help others, which is usually his saving grace in these stories.
Those strange few who do pray to Toska often receive baffling or non-nonsensical trinkets from Toska’s travels, maybe a rock or twig that holds some special significance to him, maybe some horrible beast that Toska tried to adopt as a ‘pet’. Many of these ‘gifts’ tend to be dangerous in some respect, so Toska is one of the only Gods who has an entire Religious Order dedicated to stopping people from praying to him.
The Sisters of the Soft-Head are a small, mostly ignored or laughed at group of women who see Toska as a lost child, and seek to be a maternal influence for him. They make children’s toys and leave them at altars for Toska to find.
I cannot stop. Please send help.