*sniff* But… I thought this was your job. You are cheating on us with another job? *sniff*
@ItalionStailon Don’t worry, we’ll buy a replacement XD
Wasnt this thread closed?
@trollhunterthethird Lol.
@WiReDcHiMpAnZeE Mods can reopen closed threads.
@ItalionStailon Or maybe we can grow our own Jason
@trollhunterthethird actually, if we could somehow get hold of one of his skin cells, that would theoretically be possible… although it would take a long time, so he would be back before clone-Jason would be fully grown!
Plus, if he has the same genes as Jason, then our clone will probably just cheat on us again with another website/job/game. 
@Redgrave @ItalionStailon We will raise him in a facility where he will be taught not to cheat through mental processes. Plus, I am young. If it takes 50 years than I will actually live that long (Natural Causes) So if I devote my whole life into this project I will have my own clone!
Ok. Now we have to figure out how to ask for some skin cells without sounding creepy.
Me: Hey neighbor, got any skin cells we can burrow?
Jason: Why?
Me: Uh… we are baking a cake!
I think that this will be good enough.
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@ItalionStailon not if he is brought up in a different environment! That can affect development as well as genes! And why can’t we genetically modify him to make him glow in the dark, or something 
?
Well, this is going to be an interesting read for Jason, lol.
@Everyone OK guys so me,@Redgrave and @ItalionStailon are making a Jason clone. So far the list of features we are gonna include are:
Glow in the dark
Does not cheat
Put in some suggestions (Extra limbs,laser eyes,NOTHING NASTY AND HURTFUL TOWARDS THE ORIGINAL JASON OTHER WISE THE CLONE WILL GO ON A KILLING SPREE AND ENSLAVE HUMMANITY OK?)
@Redgrave & @ItalionStailon I may be able to devote my whole life to this, doesn’t mean that I can afford it. How will we get the funds?
Our clone Jason would work at COG and get us the funds that way. Also, can we make him sing old disco songs? Just for the heck of it.
Alright! Let’s get this project started!!
Also,make him indestructible and be able to crap frozen yogurt and skittles. Also make him so if we cut off his arm he grows it back an the arm turns into another Jason. And so he works day and night on making us new games.
@trollhunterthethird well first we need a high tech lab, and it may take a lot of attempts to get it right. So that will cost a lot. And @Talon5505 there are some animals (specifically lizards) capable of regrowing limbs, but those limbs don’t then turn into another lizard- only a limb. I’m going to hope the idea about skittles was a joke. Indestructible is impossible, and work rate is more influenced by environment growing up.
We could increase the clone’s metabolism rates, that would make the clone grow faster. Sadly, the clone will also die faster. However, this means clone Jason will be gone by the time real Jason is back… If we time it right.
Is it just me or does it seem like lately the forums are taking longer to load a lot of times?
@fantom nope, me as well. Although my internet’s so slow you can’t even watch videos, it ales so long for them to load!
@Redgrave I was just wondering because last night the site failed to load at all. I got a “Bonk” screen.