She wouldn’t share the cheesecake.
So I had to steal one. So of course she unleashed those damned demon dogs on me for it.
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True.
But you feel very special when they lick the palm of your hand.
In my case, my chihuahuas may or may not suck out your soul when they come in contact with a human. But still, that magical feeling of having your hand licked by a puppy genuinely makes me happy. Until they suck out my soul.
I love cheesecake. I have not yet met an individual who despises cheesecake. But if I do, then I’ll rip out their soul and use it as bedding for my chihuahuas.
It’s survival of the fittest. And only the fittest get to have a bite of my cheesecake. It’s made out of 100% organic ingredients + the souls of the damned for extra flavor. In case consuming souls isn’t your thing, then I’m sorry but this cheesecake isn’t for you.
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gasp like I’m offended
I am the balancer! I wiped out the world in a meteor hellfire! And once I get my powers back, I will wipe out half of the population.
… May I have two slices, please?
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Good thing my soul left me long ago - I despise cheesecakes. 
I aim to excel at everything I do - I’d be offended if it wasn’t an effective betrayal.
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Oh, tea? Don’t mind if I do!
@TheZod how would you feel about an alliance? whispers under breath that may or may not end up with me betraying you…
@MichaelCrank You cannot betray me, the only one who can betray me is ME!
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I liked that idea. Author to put this possibility please let us bring chaos to the world with a legion of demigods
Being a God does put high charm on you, despite basically looking like Skletor I believe.
I’d rather look like him to be honest. Dude is awesome!
You my friend have a little walder Frey in you ( for who don’t know walder frey he is from game of thrones look him up.)
You insult me, my dear sir - I taught that old prick everything he knows.
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Someone should let cat know you were the true cause of the red wedding. 
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing everyone he didn’t exist.
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So true my good sir.
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When you say giant what exactly are we talking about like goliath from the bible which would just be a really really big and strong man or like as big as a house or like a mountain or like God of war when we are fighting the titans which are monstrously big.
Around the range of Goliath’s size. So definitely not the size of the titans in God of War 
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