@L_M that seal is me if Adele is any member of UB. Now, here’s my poor attempt at making jokes…
Imagine if Unit Bravo finds some of those cheesy vampire romance novels *cough* Twilight *cough* in said bookstore:
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Now I wonder who’s the one giving the dead eyes look?
F is ernie, A is bert 
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Disclaimer, never watch Sesame Street (please tell that is the show, otherwise I’m gonna get lynched). That said, I was actually also considering M as, Bert is it ? You know cause of that uh…joke after asking questions about vampires ?
Lol, I am the only one here That imagine her detective as a ex criminal con artist with kun fu and seductive powers that give a shit about town and its people?
It is all of rest of you are sooo gooodie and ponies and rainbows making glitter cakes and with colorful apartments… Sometimes I think I am playing other game lol… I feel so lonely 
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Actually a lot of ppl have detecitves that are bad ass/ aka not a goody two shoes. I have multiple playthroughs with goody two shoes detectives and detectives that weren’t so good…
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I’m a simple man; I see military background, in any form, I take it. For stat purposes and what not.
Absolutely all description I see of characters are GOODIE OR GOODIE or hyper mega super goodies. The most evil that could have doneis swear in a sunday morning
@MIGSey Yep that’s Bert! I think M would just take one look at the title and proceed to tear it up without even giving a look inside
@poison_mara you aren’t the only one! I recall seeing some fan art Sera shared on her tumblr, where others have shared a not-so-goodie detective too 
Here’s one!
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I chose role-playing as a Ex con artist that mom has save of being in jail. She effectively has murder a drug dealer but nobody knows she was the one He was a really bad man that had women like slaves. She doesn’t give a shit town but she wants the money and the favor that comes with it
Agreed with this. You can imagine whatever you want for your MCs past, but things like murder… I wouldn’t even consider that headcanon, as it goes against the canon itself.
Which makes me ask, what do you call it when people has a fan made canon that literally goes against the canon? Because headcanon is when you imagine things that could fit in the universe without actually changing things of this, right?
I am not imaging anything against canon. Due my character by all the society and everyone she never murdered anyone. Nobody knew she was who give the guy poisoned drug to die. So by all means she has never killed anyone. The only way of being anti setting is not following the basic rules of universe.
Still like no vampires or That pc has magic stuff like that
Well, there is this amazing, utterly incredible moment in book One where the mc can make this hilarious observation that the vampires do not sparkle in the sunlight. It would have been my favourite scene in the whole book, had M not kept the branch from snapping in my mc’s face.
So in other words, the Unit does know about Twilight. I truly hope that there will come more moments like the one I just described.
By the way, I like your joke <3
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I want put one of The spicy Vampire B movies to my romantic interest get the hint lol. With F the laughing could be legendary. N will blush to death A will explode and go out the building destrying my home and with M we would totally not watching the movie wink wink
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I would love to see their reactions to Dracula Untold especially around the topics of the vamp vision, Dracula being able to command an army of bats and how he somehow manages to control the clouds for some reason, now that would be interesting 
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I think you might be surprised 
N doesn’t blush easily You say it's hard for someone like N to blush, but... - Seraphinite Games
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My M romancing MC (Hayden) is a reformed criminal (vandalism, street racing, fights) drinks more than she should, smokes, sleeps around a bit, is extremely snarky and blunt, and isn’t above breaking the rules, or someone’s nose if she needs to. She did mellow out a bit after her mom got her out of going to jail, because she’d feel shitty throwing that away.
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There are plenty of MC that are hardasses and couldn’t give two fucks about a lot of things, but us (the players) don’t speak as our MCs here in the thread. And I think most of us are nice people and not people that has been about to go to jail, or people who goes around breaking the law because who cares, etc etc
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O_O …YES!
The Unit enters the mc’s apartment after the months of absence since Murphy’s capture/escape.
Unit Bravo goes into the living room whilst the mc goes to make tea for themselves and N.
F: Mc, what are these? points at a mountain of DVD’s near the television
Mc: pops head around the corner Oh those, that are films about vampires, F. After the revelation about your true identities I did some… ‘investigation’.
F: NO WAY!?!? You did?! Let’s watch them together!
Mc: Sure, why not.
F: Hooray!
N: smiles and nods, though a little hesitant
A: stiffens at their place next to the window
M: growls No.
F: pouts But there will be pretty booty…?
Hours later…
A: stands near the television and pointing at the screen That is not true! What did this Meyer think she was doing?!
N: I actually really liked the previous film, ‘Interview with the Vampire’.
Mc: Yeah, Anne Rice has a lot of good fantasy books. I can lend you -
A: NOOO, WE CANNOT DO THAT EITHER, STEPHENIE!
F: laughs heartily at A’s expense
N: tries to calm A down Perhaps a different film?
Mc: Right… What about -
F: Let’s go for this one: * Insert title of vampire film with very few clothes and a lot of sexy*!
Mc: coughs and splutters Ahem, uhm, right, maybe not that one…
M: swaggers into the room, for they had walked away hours ago Oh, yes, we are definitely going to watch that one
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That’s not right. Half of this thread is people talking in character about WHAT IF and a fan fiction canon. Filled with glitter happiness Cakes and ponies with kitties. lol Not problem with that. But half of thread is fan canon.