HAPPY BIRTHDAY, F!!
I only wish that their birthday didn’t fall on my first test day. 
But don’t worry, F, I promise I’ll make you proud and get an A!!!
Or at least a B!
tbh I’d be happy if I just passed 
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Think of it as good luck 
. Might as well say Happy Birthday also whilst I’m here…wait, how old are they ?
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Aww good luck on your test! I’m sure F would just be as happy as long as you passed! 
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yeah, @Seraphinite how old is F? (งツ)ว
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Happy Birthday, F!!! 
I hope it’s filled with Unicorns, cake, and fun with Unit Bravo!
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@Marceline_Reyes - I hope you put pastries in that summoning circle to get me here…hehehehe! ;D
I actually have one canon birthday of F’s, not long after they joined UB and learned about birthdays, lol. They went to one of those go-karting tracks and well…combine F’s very excited hyper birthday mood with A’s overcompetitiveness and let’s just The Agency were called in for some cover-up duties after that day.
And that’s why there was a long-standing memo about how birthdays are also not ‘let’s-show-the-human-world-we’re-supernatural-day’ 
As for F’s age…trying to decide it that’s spoilery or not…I guess it wouldn’t be because F’s age is not linked to a particular time in our world.
F is around late 60’s/70 years old, though it’s not a for sure thing. That’s an estimation. Very young for a vampire, especially a natural vampire.
Hope everyone has a great day and revels in F’s birthday joy (and you’re gonna do amazingly well on your test @rose-court !!)
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This is amazing oh my god.
F IS A BABY! Ahhh!! All this good F information has blessed me
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Well you wouldn’t be summoned here if I didn’t! 
So who placed first in the go-karting?? Or have they not managed to finish the race because they destroyed the whole place? 
And IIRC, it was mentioned in the first book that F is 30 years older than Rebecca?
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Good luck on your test @rose-court ! The good luck from F’s positivity will give you an awesome result! 
I imagine Rebecca trying to give UB a stern warning for that stunt, but failing to conceal her bemusement because that image of UB competing in a go-kart race and A snarling as they try to navigate around in a tiny go-kart is just too adorable.
Please tell me there are pictures of it! 
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I can totally see this. Also, UB are Rebecca’s adopted children, confirmed.
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A during go-karting:
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This gif is not accurate…Luigi- I mean A, should be holding a red shell just to warn all of UB.
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Well, A thinks they came first, but mostly they were super annoyed because F wasn’t taking it seriously at all and was just whizzing around the track in their little go-kart making joyous noises and asking the others to watch them go! No serious competition! How can A judge they really came first in circumstances like that?!
Lol
Also, just a quick question for anyone who knows. Don’t have to go searching or anything, it’s just if you remember:
Does anyone remember their number for the Optimism/Pessimism stat at the end of Book One?
Like I said, no need to go looking or anything, it’s just if anyone remembered Thank you so much in advance to those who can!
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For some reason the number 76 (optimism) comes to mind…for which of my MC’s though I don’t know.
My M MC wound up being fairly pessimistic…
EDIT: I have all kinds of facts for my MC’s typed out, but not optimism for some reason, what the heck, me.
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Because I’m lazy and never wipe my data after a game/reset the game, here was my last walkthrough stat. Disclaimer, this is probably about what I was averaging for all my playthroughs, I suppose
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Well, the one time I was smart and took a screenshot of my ending stats I was at 74% Optimistic. I think the last time I played I ended at 52% Optimistic though, and I’m sure I’ve ended with around 70% Pessimistic as well
Edit: I found another ending stats I took! I ended with 83% optimistic in that one
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Around 70 plus Optimism for me.
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~ looks at the stats I noted down from my play throughs ~ Mine would be 81% (Optimism). Now I’m wondering how it got that high…
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This is perfect, thank you so much, guys! I want the variations to be quite easy to get, but not so easy that they don’t actually reflect people’s individual MCs and the personalities that they play
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Ha, we’ve got a bunch of cheerful MC’s wandering around.
“Well I might be bleeding to death, but hey, it’s a beautiful day.” completely drenched
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