…well damn, RIP the Detective’s office.
All this time we were worried about the car, when we should have been worried about the furniture.
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Furniture and car true victims of Wayhaven series
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I think after all it’s been through our car might count as furniture at this point.
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it’s only been one book and i already wanna hold a funeral for the car
at this point, that car may as well be an honorary desk chair bc i’m pretty sure M is gonna:
at some point
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Microtransactions in mah storee?!?!
Get out of here with that talk! 
Summary
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Looks like I need to borrow a few hundred Captain America’s shields, a few thousand wolverine claws, a couple hundred pounds of vibranium from Wakanda and melt that all down, coat it all over the police department, my apartment, my car and everything should be A proof by then.
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Gotta jump myself into vibranium pool as well to Make everything. 100% A proof
They’ll find a way to destroy it. Mortainium is the most powerful element there is. Especially when mixed with angstium. But the bond it forms never breaks.
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I feel like thats a pretty accurate reaction to N trying to learn ChoiceScript. Poor thing can’t even figure out how to get onto Google.
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just coat everything in a thin layer of feelings and A will never come near it again : )
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My favorite thing about N’s complete hopelessness with technology is that it’s completely self-inflicted. They could learn, but they don’t want to learn. They’re just being difficult.
N: I don’t need to know how to internet. I can ride horseback and shoot a bow.
MC: That’s not even relevent anymore.
N: …It was relevent longer than the internet has existed.
MC: But…you’re the team researcher.
N: Card catalogues.
MC: What’s that even mean?
N: suddenly feels old
F: dying lauging
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I won’t rest until I can force N to admit the internet is a good thing.
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Imagine N getting shown up by the MC just doing stuff on their phone.
A: to N How far is it to the city from here?
N: Uhh-
MC: looking at phone It’s a 47 minute drive normally, but there was a crash on the highway so it’ll be an hour and 15 minutes.
A: Ah. Thank you, Detective.
N: Hm…
—
M: Hey, it’s not freezing outside is it?
N: Well-
MC: looking at phone It’s not that bad but it’s going to rain soon.
M: Crap.
MC: But it should be warming up tomorrow.
M: Finally.
N: …
—
F: Hey, N! I need about, ah, four pounds of glitter! Where can I buy it?
N: Why on Earth do you need-
MC: holds up phone Ordered! Should be here tomorrow afternoon.
F: Yay! Thanks, MC!
N: Oh come on!
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Aww poor N. I’d let them use their books and whatnot just to make them feel good.
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I really feel bad for N but you got to wonder WHY don’t want to learn? 
Since this will make things easier when doing missions…
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I’m not sure But it would be fun to try and teach them!
N: holding phone I don’t like typing on this thing…
MC: You could ask Siri to do stuff.
N: Who?
MC: takes phone Hey, Siri, what’s the weather?
Siri: The weather in Wayhaven is-
N: smacks the phone out of MC’s hands ITS EVIL!!!
later
N: looks around
N: …
N: picks up phone …Miss Siri, would you please send an electronic message to MC for me?
Siri: … Sorry. Didn’t quite-
N: throws the phone
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N is almost perfect in everything else. We have to be able to beat them in something! Also the teasing possibilities >:)
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I couls relate with N. XD I mean, I don’t have a proper American accent so when I tried it with my sister’s phone, she doesn’t understands me. 
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Wasn’t there an ask that said N doesn’t like technology because of how dependent the modern world is on it and they don’t wan’t to end up dependent on it also?
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I can’t seem to remember that ask specifically. Will try to find it. XD Thanks for the heads up.