[shows up an hour late]
Here’s my contribution to the topic of the day:
A: That banshee last night said something odd, did anyone happen to catch t?
N: As I said before, we were all incapacitated—
MC: I recorded it on my phone.
A: Excellent.
N: I—what?
F: The phone outdid you, pay attention, jeez.
A: [rubbing forehead] [sigh] No one would happen to know what Nyarlathotep is, would they?
N: The name suggests an Egyptian origin, we could begin there, however I must warn you that it doesn’t follow any naming conventions that I’m aware of—
MC: N’s right, Google says it was a made-up Old One from H.P. Lovecraft stories.
A: [stiffens] Old Ones?
F: You mean like what N is now, obviously?
M and F: [snicker]
N: [rolls eyes] An Old One was an immortal cosmic being whose existence could cause madness in human minds.
F: Like your mom—ow!
A: N, go to the library, look for all the mentions of this Nyarlathotep—
MC: Oh, I was mistaken. He’s an Outer God rather than an Old One.
N: [tries not to smile in satisfaction] Perhaps we should check out the actual books it appears in rather than conjecture—?
MC: He’s only in four short stories, and they’re all online. And anyway, Wikipedia says he was the only one of either pantheon to be active in human affairs, and actively malevolent for the most part, taking glee in causing madness—
N: We can double check this with the actual written stories, Detective.
MC: I am, I’m reading the stories on Gutenberg Press.
N: …The…original mass printing press???
MC: No, the online repository for public domain works.
N: What—?
F: Aw, careful Detective, your Google searching is making N feel bad.
N: If it’s alright with you, A, I’ll go do my usual rounds of research.
MC: If you’d like, I can just print out the stories—
N: No, the books are fine as they are.
MC: But—
N: I will go to the library.
A: N—
N: I will not be outdone by a little tiny devil box!
F: [cackles]
MC: …I’m just saying, someone already compiled all of Nyarlathotep’s appearances and mentions into a single fifteen minute youtube video that we can all watch right now.
N: [frothing at mouth]