The Myrmidon (WIP) (Minor update 03/10/2017)

Someone edit the moustache and make it pink!

Also @Moreau I know I’m kinda going back quite a bit but every time I think of one of the romance options or read something like rad jack and the Mc on the roof (where are the Momo moments?) I can’t help but always remember this
“Why… In the sink…? Is your vagina?!”

So I have to know. Is that really how it’s gonna be? :robot:

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Oh, wow, new nightmare fuel.

(For some reason I thought the woman was a bag suspiciously shaped like a body at first…
I guess her being un-bagged is a bit better.)

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Can’t quite believe that this is a question I’m having to answer, but no, the player will not have a detachable vagina…

Honestly, people…

Isn’t the smut I already write good enough for any of you?!

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:joy: I’m sorry I just had to ask xD

Just the fact that you answered without calling me a name earns you a cookie :cookie: :yum: also no. No it is not. :robot:

Edit: also don’t think I didn’t see you liking my question :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Okay, okay, no detachable vagina. But…

How about a detachable penis?

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I foresee complications…

Also, this musical is getting weird…

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See…You foresee complications, I foresee opportunities for spicing things up in the bedroom.
Eh…Tomato, tomahto, yeah?


The best kinds of musicals are the weird kinds!

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Uh, hi. So…

Just want to throw in my own compliments in here. Your writing is terrific, by which I mean, extremely good. The characters are interesting, I love your descriptions, the flow is great, and there’s humor in the right places.

But also, terrific in the sense that while I was building my own character, another was being unbuilt. Not at all capable of fighting back. I was disturbed.

The rebels are very likable, yes, but my favorites are definitely Mister Arinthas, Vitruvian, and Ariadne. Now, they seem like a fun bunch, and I’m kinda looking forward to their path.

Any questions I had have already been asked an answered, so that’s all I have to say. I’ll leave now. :slight_smile:

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… All I can think reading this is “what if it came off accidentally.”

I mean I won’t argue that such an event would spice things up persay, but I don’t quite think that would be a good spicy.

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“Guys, has anyone seen my penis?”

“Yeah, I think it got into the biscuit tin and then went out the back door…”

“You… You fed it?”

“I guess?”

“Dear God…”

CRASH!

“REEEEEEEEE!!!”

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It’d make things infinitely more hilarious if that were the first time it’d happened to the MC.

(‘this has never happened before, I swear!’)

At the very least, the possibility of that happening encourages creativity and innovation in the bedroom, so I can only see it as a boon!

@Moreau -

Oh, man… I’m thinking now that the Sandworm is the MC’s junk’s equivalent to a Gremlin. Which makes
the MC’s junk Gizmo.

…which would make for a really interesting 80’s comedy-horror flick.

er, right, this game is not about removable junk. specifically. unless things have changed.

So, likely has been touched upon further upthread (but this is the first seamless-ish segue away from detachable junk that I could connect to the game) but is the MC even capable of reproduction in the human sense? …as opposed to the ‘MC picks up Technomancy and decides to use the Forge to make many android “children”’ sense, I mean. I don’t feel like they would, seeing as how the MC can’t physically age and… I’m somehow connecting that to an inability to reproduce. I guess I’m thinking if the MC can’t age in that way, how could their children?

Further… Of course, it is entirely possible that the whole ‘MC does not age (and knows, in this scenario,) LI does not’ thing could be circumvented by creating an android duplicate, ignoring questions about whether the LI would be the same person. Actually, I’m not going to ignore those…
Memory transplants were touched upon in the Forge sequence when describing the android’s brain, but would that be enough to consider someone the same? Is this like that Star Trek transporter beam question (can people who get beamed actually be considered the same person? Or are they dead? So on)
…I don’t know, would any of the human LIs (or any of the human NPCs, regardless of LI status) be up for that sort of thing?

Another thing. The game setting is based on old-timey England, yes? Is that the norm throughout the rings? Are there more cultures in this world? Will they appear in game?
(Yes, old-timey is a technical term, I assure you.)

And yet another thing, I guess… I probably shouldn’t take little snippets you post on the forum of being indicative of overall canon, but am I right in thinking that some bits of ancient human culture exist? The specific example I’m referring to is the (lovely, lovely, oh so lovely) Radjack/MC dancing scene, but the Lady Calinas also quotes Oscar Wilde. Which… In itself doesn’t indicate anything regarding canon, given that she might not even know that she’s quoting Oscar Wilde. Authorial… Something or other. I guess.

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Don’t feed it after midnight.

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Get ready for an avalanche of text… As soon as I get off work… The baby lambs outside are very distracting. And adorable. And you kinda get hungry just looking at them.

My head isn’t in the game is my point…

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I prefer Graboids…

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Graboid.jpg

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Oh boy… I have to post this now

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A subplot where the MC has to hunt down their errant penis would make this game utterly ridiculous to the greatest extreme, out-crazying Saints Row the greatest in all the land.

(Well-rounded characters, an engaging storyline, a spectacularly thought-out world with loads of potential? Okay, cool.

Hunting for my runaway D? 11/10, best game EVER.)

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I love Jontron. That guy is freaking hilarious. By the way have you seen this?

Also how did this scenario even start? I think I missed something when I played through the first time, probably because I only play female MCs when I go through stories.

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Nah, it’s nothing in-game. Somebody brought up the Archer parody earlier in the thread (I’ll hunt it down for reference, if needed,) I brought up detachable penises, and it sort of devolved from there.

…I even said I was going to stop talking about this. Whoops.

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