One Knight Stand - King Arthur x Among Us Apocalyptic Road Trip (WIP 900k, Patreon 1M+)(UPDATE 10/25/24 + 84k - Duel of AoE Spells)

This was a great update. It’s so exciting to see how the world is now that we’re on the RV.

I’m still really into the cuckoolander!MC who constantly breaks out into song, there’s nothing more amusing than stressing out everybody because she’s thoughtlessly breaking the timeline with Monty Python lyrics and talks about velocity.

The gas station stop was also very fun to play through with a serial killer armed with knives. And don’t even get me started on wearing a skintight latex tracksuit and trying to hide them!! I couldn’t stop laughing at your descriptions, you hit every comedic note effortlessly. Btw, it’s too bad my character is incredibly vain and wore a clear mask! She couldn’t steal without consequences. RIP.

I love this story so much. Is it weird that my favourite character is Aegon(?) since he barely exists? Because he’s just so sick and tired of my clown assed MC that his interactions with her make my stomach hurt.

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Liar as always making me scratch my head. Unless what??

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Blobbed: Yep

Bold : 189 Sweet : -76 Sassy : 140 Optimist : 24

Health : 87 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 2 Merlin Forced Healing : 1

Caution : 18 Will : 6 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 23 Silent : 11 Curse Level : 4 Fear Level : 4 Corruption : 7 Mute : false Mindcontrol : true (They know)

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Snarfed Sweets | Shower |

Route : Went into Store & Fought |

New Inventory : Everything

They Know : false | It Sees : Masked | You Replied True (Work) (Friend) (Cop) (Direct) (Neighbor)

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My MC seems to be allergic to corruption lol

Blobbed: Nope

Bold : 102 Sweet : 171 Sassy : 31 Optimist : 74

Health : 91 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 2 Merlin Forced Healing : 0

Caution : 22 Will : 4 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 10 Silent : 6 Curse Level : 1 Fear Level : 7 Corruption : -2 Mute : false Mindcontrol : false

Downtime : Binged Coffee | Shower Accident |

Route : Went into Store Whole Time |

New Inventory : Matches | JimBob Stress Ball Cigarettes | Shower Mat |

They Know : false | It Sees : Masked | You Replied False

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Updated final screen:

Blobbed: Nope

Bold : 167 Sweet : 145 Sassy : 28 Optimist : 85

Health : 84 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 2 Merlin Forced Healing : 1

Caution : 17 Will : 12 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 3 Silent : 8 Curse Level : 4 Fear Level : 3 Corruption : 2 Mute : false Mindcontrol : true (They know)

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Binged Coffee | Shower |

Route : Went into Store & Fought |

New Inventory : Matches | Hairdryer | Coffee Maker | Shower Mat |

They Know : false | It Sees : No One | You Replied False

(I like the two different they know nicely ominous~)

Couple of things I noticed:

“Yeah, and I feel like it too,” Adrian retorts as he removes his glasses and wearily rubs at his eyes. “And how about you?”

In this section it’s possible for Adrian to remove his glasses and wearily rub his eyes 2x if you pick this option and, after, any that aren’t specifically about the dream.
Honestly totally valid considering the day+night he had but reads a bit repetitive ;p

Adrian obligingly slows down so that you can more easily draw abreast.

MC and Adrian were already side by side with known-possessed MC. “you hustle along with Adrian by your side like a protective bodyguard.”

“But in actuality, not until you’ve gained proper enchanted weapons for such a fight.”

And with those words, the incubus side-eyes the remnants of your .

My killer’s knife extra melted

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So I’ve did my first open beta re-run with the new update and for some reason whenever I press the " it’s time to hit the road again" button I keep getting this error that reads “ending line 45: increasing indent not allowed, expected 0 was 1”.

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i think its the end of the demo.

My play :

Blobbed: Yep

Bold : 113 Sweet : 65 Sassy : 45 Optimist : 60

Health : 91 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 2 Merlin Forced Healing : 1

Caution : 31 Will : 1 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 15 Silent : 9 Curse Level : 1 Fear Level : 7 Corruption : 1 Mute : false Mindcontrol : true (They know)

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Binged Coffee |

Route : Went into Store Whole Time |

New Inventory : Battery Charger | Toaster |

They Know : false | It Sees : No One | You Replied True (Work) (Neighbor)

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Damn ! that was 815k words ? that was quick. Really quick. i think i miss a looot of stuff.

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i got possessed ? if u mean the freeze that happen two time, in the apt and get drag in the store and get frezze in front of the blob.

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Whoo, and there’s the other Downtime events that hadn’t been posted yet. :partying_face:

Thanks for the comments! Good to see that serial killer MC is finally able to strut their stuff a bit when they’re finally facing down a human-sized opponent as opposed to a 2-story one.

If you liked Aegon, you might like the very reluctant. Harbinger RO Broderick as well. Although I can’t vouch for how excited he’ll be to see your cloudcuckoolander MC.

Unless

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To be as menacing (and also confusing) as possible.

GDI, I forgot that one option looped around again. Now he gets to muss his hair the first time.

%^&$^&ing Possessed MC & their continuously breaking the time-space continuum!

The knife blobbed so hard it blobbed itself out of the continuity. Okay, everything has been fixed and updated which means I just introduced half a dozen more bugs probably mostly because the magically disappearing weapon bug would’ve affected everyone who didn’t fistfight the blob monster.

That line pretty much means you reached the end of the current Open Beta, so you only missed the ending screen stats which I apparently broke with one of my other bugfixes. :smiling_face_with_tear:

The average playthrough is 65k, so yeah, everyone will be missing the majority of the scenes unless they decide to read through the whole code.

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My dude didn’t freeze he started talking in tongues before trying to hurt his friend.

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Blobbed: Nope

Bold : 132 Sweet : 137 Sassy : -30 Optimist : 63

Health : 99 Mark Status : Present Merlin Healing : 1 Merlin Forced Healing : 0

Caution : 24 Will : 9 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 1 Silent : 27 Curse Level : 0 Fear Level : 7 Corruption : 6 Mute : false Mindcontrol : true

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Shower |

Route : Sabotage |

New Inventory : Matches |

They Know : false | It Sees : Not You | You Replied False

took me long enough to get corrupted and go unnoticed, the sabotage route is hilarious, 10/10 would do it again

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btw the family sedan easter egg during the whole hotwheels scene made me sad :c

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The game seems to have forgotten MC’s talent and secret past? I chose Lucid Dreaming but chapter 5 no longer applies it to the dream.

Edit: Oh, I restarted it again and it somehow fixed itself.

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Blobbed: Yep

Bold : 71 Sweet : 203 Sassy : -45 Optimist : 70

Health : 91 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 2 Merlin Forced Healing : 1

Caution : 18 Will : -3 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 2 Silent : 7 Curse Level : 0 Fear Level : 11 Corruption : 5 Mute : false Mindcontrol : true (They know)

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Snarfed Sweets |

Route : Went into Store & Failed Fear Test |

New Inventory : Aromatherapy Stress Ball |

They Know : false | It Sees : Masked | You Replied False


Here ya go! I’m having so much fun playing as possessed MC lol

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I have come back from the depths of inactivity to play the update of one of my favorite WIPs, share my thoughts and post stats and notes of possible bugs.

Current stats are for my Serial Killer!MC.

Blobbed: Nope

Bold : 201 Sweet : -15 Sassy : 9 Optimist : 75

Health : 83 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 1 Merlin Forced Healing : 0

Caution : 33 Will : 8 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 9 Silent : 24 Curse Level : 2 Fear Level : -3 Corruption : 2 Mute : false Mindcontrol : false

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Surveyed Supplies (Pass) | Paranormal Warded RV |

Route : Went into Store Late | Girl Visit + Entered Store Late

New Inventory : Battery Charger |

They Know : false | It Sees : No One | You Replied False

Bug Notes:

At the end of Chapter 1, the narration mentions there’s feelings of hostility between the MC and Merlin during option to pick manipulating them, even though all previous actions were cordial and flirtatious except for being mentally suspicious of them around the time they burned my bed.

In a playthrough where I chose to be a Fae and picked a female Merlin during the Apocalypse exposition, there’s a line which uses the ‘him’ pronoun for Merlin when I picked the Magical option in the ‘Who Are we Supposed to be Fighting’ section.

Adrian says MC instead of their name when you ask the blob if they have a certain magazine available.

After picking the Coffee choice in the ‘Make Our Own Breakfast’ option after you tried pulling a Philip J. Fry in the RV, it defaults to Adrian making it instead afterwards.

Loved the update, as per usual. I enjoyed the various shenanigans my MCs got up to while we were in the RV, and what I presume is going to be the new normal for our group during our first prep station. I liked how the Sloth and Greed sins were implemented here too (do the the Lust and Wrath options also impact gameplay?) along with the vices, masks and weapons.

I first thought (and still do think) the little fairy princess was either a high-level demon or Fae in disguise, and I’ll be keeping my eye out on how this little meeting affects things given all the foreshadowing. I also unfortunately haven’t been able to trigger a demon invasion yet (which I assume is linked to a possessed MC?) so I can’t give my thoughts on that.

I likewise couldn’t trigger the grayed out option of mentioning the ooze to Merlin or Adrian, and have yet to beat the blob which I know is possible since there’s an achievement for that. Any hints are appreciated because I really want my Arthurian Chosen One!MC and Serial Killer!MC to beat that thing.

Speaking of, I loved the strategic importance of the sacred Magic 8 Ball. Truly, it is a seer beyond seers and I hope it continues to guide our faction to the right course of action as we continue our travels and encounters. Especially given the Amnesia Lying!MC’s thoughts regarding the fate-breaker.

For the other two options, I wasn’t able to do much by following Merlin aside from block an attack, which is understandable since I still don’t have enchanted weapons, but a shame regardless. RIP to my Glock/Squirt Gun until the blob encounter.

The TV’s attempt to possess me again was cool, but unfortunately for my bodysnatcher I prefer to keep most of my MCs unpossessed. And I like the impression of my MCs just casually sidestepping the blob and walking away because it’s such a slowpoke, plus all the options to be nonchalant about a shambling melted blob monster.

As for our shopping, we know how this goes. All quests require excessive looting and this is no different. Unless you’re trying to remain inconspicuous in which case the camera and clean up options take priority. I hope more choices to steal random crap from places and people for our adventure are present in the future, because that RPG mechanic is a must.

Finally I dearly hope we get to see our MCs sleeping habits unfold in the game and become a running gag, along with the (un)lucky character(s) who have to deal with it. I already read the short story, but something like an interlude in the game itself would be especially fun.

Oh, and for the Dreamscape Memory trip which I can’t remember if I commented on yet, that was awesome too, and I’m glad this’ll be a recurring this going forward as we slowly unlock more of our memories. My favorite route had to be the fight with Lancelot, given the awesome description of our battle and how we were able to set our weapons ablaze with a snap like a magic knight. My next favorite would be Arthur’s route, which gives insight into our King and who we are. The Lucid Dreaming options are of course brilliant all around and when paired with a Cloudcuckoolander!MC, you can bet your ass we’ll be causing all sorts of chaos in Camelot, no matter what Merlin or Adrian have to say about it. Though I do have to wonder who the hell would be willing to do that sort of stuff aside from the jesters and fae.

That’s all I have to say at the moment. Will probably post a bit more before going back to inactivity since I’m currently on an anime and fanfic binge, but excellent stuff once again. Hope things have been going well since the last time I was on CoG, and looking forward to when we can finally start our unwise tryst with the demonic mage.

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Blobbed: Nope

Bold : 126 Sweet : 73 Sassy : 51 Optimist : 57

Health : 76 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 1 Merlin Forced Healing : 0

Caution : 16 Will : 6 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 1 Silent : 10 Curse Level : 4 Fear Level : 8 Corruption : -1 Mute : false Mindcontrol : false

Downtime : Had Breakfast |

Route : Went into Store & Fought |

New Inventory : Matches | Mid Lighter | Cigarettes | Emergency Blanket | Everclear Alcohol

They Know : false | It Sees : Masked | You Replied False

very cool update

bug: was given error message ‘line 16710: There is no character at position 3.’ my last name was only 2 letters

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I keep getting mind controlled, got ideas but not entirely sure why.

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Bugs: couldn’t bring my wide assortment of weapons with me to the gas station stop - the game kept telling “line 5963: Neither true nor false: knife emoji” after trying to choose this option (judging by the emoji, it is probably a known bug, but I’ll mention it just in case)

Then my MC beheaded the Blob with nothing but his fist, so it was even more badass I guess and no weapon melted in the process =D but still

Also my MC seems to have his hunting knife on him by deafult, but the game treated it like he had no weapon at all and only mentioned it when I chose to tell Merlin “I could’ve taken it down”

Summary

Quite sad that I cannot go anywhere but the store if possessed ( I mean the sequence was great, as well as the update itself, but it would be nice to see other options with this particular MC

Blobbed: Nope

Bold : 147 Sweet : 93 Sassy : 45 Optimist : 26

Health : 86 Mark Status : Healed Merlin Healing : 2 Merlin Forced Healing : 1

Caution : 16 Will : 0 Cloudcuckoolanderness : 9 Silent : 10 Curse Level : 1 Fear Level : 7 Corruption : 10 Mute : false Mindcontrol : true (They know)

Downtime : Had Breakfast | Shower |

Route : Went into Store & Fought |

New Inventory : Matches | Battery Charger | Shampoo |

They Know : false | It Sees : No One | You Replied False

Thanks for the update!

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High fear level, high denial, getting face-fulls of demonic events/investigating the stall (fencing)/window (polo) and the security guard profession can all lead to possession.

Particularly with the fencing route, you need to be careful to pass the fear check at the start of the bubble (at least for my friends that was what they had the most issues with). Which can be hard if you don’t take the chance to eat some of the snack machine snacks before getting into the heavier conversation topics with Adrian

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this may be usefull

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