One Knight Stand - King Arthur x Among Us Apocalyptic Road Trip (WIP 900k, Patreon 1M+)(UPDATE 10/25/24 + 84k - Duel of AoE Spells)

I’ve made a Willpower guide if anyone needs it. For context, the highest active check in the game is 13 Will, but there are higher checks that passively keep down Corruption.

Apartment
  • Wake up. (Will +1)
  • That’s right, I have amnesia. (Will +1)
  • I turn the TV/monitor off again. [select 13 times] (Will +1)
  • That’s right, my current hobby is better left unsaid. [Criminal hobby] (Will +1)
  • I have the Juke SCH-U470 from two decades ago. It’s the size of a stick of gum and ‘dumb’ as all get out. (Will +1)
  • That’s right, procrastination is my vice. (Will -1)
  • I whip out a nearby Bible and try to exorcise the TV/monitor with its words. (Will +1)
Polo
  • “It will totally be worth it to see everyone’s reaction to me riding around in a tux.” (Will +1)
  • “Adrian, you sound like a fuddy-duddy.” (Will +1)
  • “I only need to catch a certain person’s eyes.” (Will +1)
  • “Yes, it’s my perfected plan to sabotage everyone and steal all the goals!” (Will +1)
  • “I’ll live. It’s just a tracksuit.” (Will +1)
  • “Okay with it? I welcome it, baby!” (Will +1)
  • I give a nonchalant shrug. (Will +1)
  • “Don’t I always?” (Will +1)
  • I say nothing, I merely start dancing the Tango de la Muerte. (Will +1)
  • “No, this is my secret weapon. I will distract everyone on the field and score all the goals.” (Will +1)
  • I smile innocently. (Will +1)
  • I give another thumbs-up. (Will +1)
  • No, I’m not going to run away. I tell Adrian exactly what I saw in that parking lot. (Will +1)
  • …what were we talking about again? (Will -1)
  • Continue dithering over the invitation. (Will -1)
  • Thiiiiis iiiiis completely riiiidiculous. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • No. It’s fiiiiine. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • I briefly give a rundown of some of the strange thoughts I’ve been having since last night. (Will +1)
  • “Pure unfiltered meta knowledge.” (Will +1)
  • [Refuse to feed Foreshadow 7 times] (Will +1)
  • [Automatic if possessed] (Will -1)
  • Iiiiiii waaaaalk towards the soooooound. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • Yessss, go to the window. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • Yes, lucid dreaming is my talent. (Will +1)
  • I ignore everything else and keep my eyes riveted to the lurching void that shambles ever closer. (Will +1)
  • Full speed ahead! [successfully save Pippa] (Will +1)
  • I somewhat painfully rise to my feet under my own power. (Will +1)
  • Still I plod on. This is why I’m a paramedic. (Will +1)
  • [Possessed AND Pippa dead AND Corrupt at least 4] (Will -1)
  • No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t ignore it. (Will -1)
Fencing
  • Eye on the prize. I keep a look out for the approaching fencing studio. It should be at the very next crossing. (Will +1)
  • “This is my secret weapon. I will distract everyone during the match and score all the touches.” (Will +1)
  • I say nothing, I merely start dancing the Tango de la Muerte. (Will +1)
  • No, I’m not going to run away. I tell Adrian exactly what I saw in that parking lot. (Will +1)
  • …what were we talking about again? (Will -1)
  • Continue dithering over the invitation. (Will -1)
  • What were we talking about again? (Will -1)
  • Thiiiiis iiiiis completely riiiidiculous. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • No. It’s fiiiiine. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • I briefly give a rundown of some of the strange thoughts I’ve been having since last night. (Will +1)
  • “Pure unfiltered meta knowledge.” (Will +1)
  • “Uh… someone want to accompany me to the changing rooms here?” AND “What’s wrong with the hallway? It’s way too dark down there for this time of day!” AND You know what, I’ll just change in the front lobby with Adrian. AND Fine. I’ll strip inside the practice hall in front of all our clubmates instead then. AND I don’t need to change at all. I can fence in my [outfit]. (Will +1)
  • [Automatic if possessed] (Will -1)
  • Why am I smiling? [Will 2 or less] (Will -1)
  • Iiiiiii waaaaalk towards the soooooound. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • Yessss, go to the stall. [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • Hell no! (Will +1)
  • Never have I wanted to move less. (Will +1)
  • I hear nothing. I hear nothing. I hear nothing. (Will +1)
  • Perhaps just a single step. (Will -1)
  • I pull forth my waiting [sword] and hold it at the ready. (Will +1)
  • Yes, lucid dreaming is my talent. (Will +1)
  • I gravely inform the audience that only masked eyes are allowed to behold my full splendor. (Will +1)
  • I concentrate fully on the fencing bout I’m currently engaged in. (Will +1)
  • I just focus on my work right in front of me. Complexion pale. No stridor or wheezing. Was it just the sight of all the blood that caused him to lose consciousness? (Will +1)
  • [Possessed AND Corrupt at least 7 AND NOT detective OR paramedic) (Will -1)
  • Still I plod on. This is why I’m a paramedic. (Will +1)
  • Changing Rooms (Will +1)
After hobby
  • That’s right, there’s no secret darker than this. (Will +1)
  • That’s right, this is the secret that must be kept from all, even the player. (Will +3)
  • [Automatic if possessed] (Will -1)
  • I pull out my [weapon] from its bag. It’s better than nothing. (Will +1)
  • I freeze like a metaphorical deer in the headlights. Perhaps it hasn’t noticed us yet? (Will -1)
  • Close my eyes in defeat. (Will -1)
  • Coooower and aaaaaccept yooour faaaaaate [Zalgo text] (Will -1)
  • Get Out Of My Mind/GET OUT OF MY MIND (Will +1)
  • I protectively step in front of Adrian, much to his great consternation. (Will +1)
  • Staaaay. Riiiight. Theeeere. [Zalgo text] [if it results in possession] (Will -1)
  • Move Move Move Move!/Move Move Move! MOVE! (Will +1)
  • Get! Out! Get! Out! Get! Out!/GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT (Will +1)
Apartment building
  • I’ll take the stairs. (Will +1)
  • I’ll take the thrice-damned stairs instead. (Will +1)
  • The stairs it is. (Will +1)
  • I stoically continue plodding my way upwards. (Will +1)
  • I stubbornly keep plodding forward. (Will +1)
  • Hell no/No way, staying on the second-floor landing is good enough for me. (Will +1)
  • Actually, I still want to head to my apartment, potentially possessed or not. (Will +1)
  • Never mind going into my apartment. Let’s stay in the corridor. (Will +1)
  • I feel sleepy. It’s time to go to bed. (Will -1)
  • I. Refuse. To. Go. To. Sleep./I REFUSE TO GO TO SLEEP! (Will +1)
Next morning
  • Iiignore iiit. There’s obviously nooothing there. [Zalgo text] (Will +1)
  • I tear my weapon free. (Will +1)
  • I desperately cling on to anything within reach. (Will +1)
  • This is inevitable. I allow myself to be dragged to my doom. (Will -1)
  • “No, I’m fine as I am.” I insist as blood-red lesions start sprouting up and down my leg. Yes, this is definitely fine. (Will +1)
  • “No, I’m fine as I am,” I insist. It’s not as if my leg’s rotting off due to demonic poison or anything strange like that. (Will +1)
  • “No, I’m fine as I am,” I insist. “No thanks to a certain someone who just blew up my living room!” It’s not as if my leg’s rotting off due to demonic poison or anything strange like that. (Will +1)
  • I just squint suspiciously at him/her/them and shake my head. (Will +1)
  • [If severely injured when rejecting healing] (Will +1)
  • I calmly open the door and inform the new visitor/uninvited visitor/two uninvited visitors about a potential monster infestation. (Will +1)
  • I open the door just so I can slam it in his/her/their again. (Will +1)
  • I just pull forth my handy weapon and wave it menacingly at the interloper/interlopers. (Will +1)
  • I see shadowy tendrils starting to creep down the hallway but I’m still not opening the front door! (Will +1)
  • What were we talking about again? (Will -1)
  • I’m a duck. I’ve got wings now. I can fly. I know what I must do. To infinity and beyond! (Will +1)
  • “No.” [refuse to leave with Merlin and Adrian] (Will +1)
  • I cross my arms and shake my head once and for all. My decision is made. (Will + 1)
  • Nope, I’m good as I am. I don’t need to drag around a full inventory while on an apocalyptic quest. (Will +1)
  • Nope, I’m good as I am. Off to adventure (with nothing but the clothes on my back) do we go. (Will +1)
  • And for the final coup de grace, it’s the perfect time to break out the Tango de la Muerte! (Will +1)
  • I’ve got nothing here. Sorry, Merlin, this is where the dance ends. (Will -1)
  • My thoughts are my own alone. (Will +1)
Dream
  • “Merlin… say my name.” (Will +1)
  • This is a dicey game to play, but even so… I’ll push my luck as a dreamer here! (Will +1)
  • This is the memory of a dream that I now walk. And so I’ll force the knowledge of where the fae awaits into my very mind and take action at that. (Will +1)
  • Never mind/Screw/Nuts to this… I spin around and catch the one who’s talking to me. (Will +1)
RV and rest stop
  • I pick up the phone regardless. (Will +1)
  • I step further backwards, my hand reaching to unconsciously cover my arm. (Will +1)
  • I don’t care what Merlin said, I’m following that mage around the building. (Will +1)
  • This is finally my chance to make a break for it! I start speed walking in the opposite direction of Merlin & Adrian. [if MC wasn’t kidnapped] (Will +1)
  • [Following Merlin at the rest stop] (Will +1)
  • Stare up at the blinding sky that’s such a dim gray. Surely if I squint enough I’ll be able to see it. (Will +1)
  • In a whirl of movement, I suddenly raise my hand protectively to my throat. There’s something coming for my neck! (Will +1)
  • No really… what had Merlin truly been doing out here? (Will + 1)
  • I cross my arms and tilt my chin stubbornly. “It makes the most sense.” (Will +1)
  • [Fake Amnesia MC in gas station] (Will -1)
  • I redirect him towards one of those multi-use utility lighters that look like a combination between a wand and a gun. Definitely not meant for lighting cigarettes, but I’ve got another purpose in mind for it. (Will +1)
  • Ransacking away, ho!/RANSACKING AWAY, HO! (Will -1)
  • I start searching for the remote control to the nearby TV/television. It’s got to be around here somewhere. (Will +1)
  • Never mind/Nuts to/Screw/Fuck waiting, I’m looking for the cause of this myself. (Will +1)
  • Although I can still pull that guy’s eyes to me if I well and truly try. (Will +1)
After rest stop
  • “No thanks/No, thank you. I’ve seen more than I’ve ever wanted of that truck cabin/cockpit and its nonfunctioning brakes up there.” (Will +1)
  • I merely remain seated on the travel sofa, arms crossed, as I shake my head. (Will +1)
  • I asphyxiate and die right on the spot. (Will -1)
  • Focus. (Will +1)
  • I take the call. (Will +1)
  • Taking the call this time is bound to go better than last time, right? (Will +1)
  • Still, I have no intention of letting that incubus/succubus dictate what I do. (Will +1)
  • I shoot Rocket which beats Rock, Paper, and Scissors, obviously. (Will +1)
  • I throw nothing because I’m not playing this stupid game. (Will +1)
Phone
  • I SWEAR ILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT UR SOUL (Will +1)
  • [Leave on Read] [in response to “plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”] (Will +1)
  • [Leave on Read] [in response to “LMK”] (Will +1)
  • [All options that include telling people you’re kidnapped or leaving them on read after starting the road trip] (Will +1)
  • I’ll avenge Phil. (Will +1)
  • … yes. Definitely. At some later date. Some year or other. [Sloth vice] (Will -1)
  • I need the TLDR of the TLDR! [Sloth vice] (Will -1)
  • Fine, fine, I’ll read it. Eventually. [Sloth vice] (Will -1)
  • i’ll make my own fate. (Will +1)
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