As you may have noticed, my partner and I are getting married this weekend. (Let’s not think about how weird it is that @cataphrak and I will both be married to Marissas very shortly).
Please be on your best behavior between now and Tuesday. Things are already stressful enough here, and I’m going to have very limited access to the internets from Thursday until Tuesday.
If the mods have to summon me during that time, there will be hell to pay.
That said, now is your opportunity to compose flowery blessings and well-wishes for the future for your tin-pot tyrant.
I’ll certainly try to be on my best behaviour, and I’m sure everyone else will as well. If not, then I suppose fear of this battlestation of mod vigilance will do the trick.
The conspiracy of free alpha testers, I tell you!
Well we’ll just have to see what evil influence the Marissa’s deign to exert on the future installments of the Vampire and Infinity series will we.
Seriously, congrats man.
Of course, if you’d lived here, in the Netherlands I’d have given you a business card of our office neighbours along with the bottle of Champagne.
Congratulations to both yourself and your partner!
Unwanted Wedding Advise #395201 from medieval common law:
Advise The Wedding Party that must accompany you into your bedchambers on the wedding eve *_must hear the bed supports creak_* in order to be lawful witnesses that the marriage was consummated ...
I wish you two a full life together going forward.
Second, I’ll say for my defense that I just woke up, and misread your message, as I thought that you were marrying Cataphrak and that Marrissas was a city…facepalm
This being said, I wish you and your wife a wonderful wedding, and life!
