Hey all –
As you may have noticed, my partner and I are getting married this weekend. (Let’s not think about how weird it is that @cataphrak and I will both be married to Marissas very shortly).
Please be on your best behavior between now and Tuesday. Things are already stressful enough here, and I’m going to have very limited access to the internets from Thursday until Tuesday.
If the mods have to summon me during that time, there will be hell to pay.
That said, now is your opportunity to compose flowery blessings and well-wishes for the future for your tin-pot tyrant.