I have no idea how you saw my comment as a criticism.
The meta comments were references to “How to survive a horror movie.” For example, if you’re in a horror movie, you’re screwed. However, people rarely get dismembered in romantic comedies though, so if you can force the story to shift genre you’re golden.
Or if you’re in a horror movie, move to a location the movie can’t afford to include. If the revenant of a boy who died at summer camp because you were sucking face with another camp councillor starts hunting you, go to disneyland, because Jason Takes Disneyland is never ever ever going to happen.
Stuff like that, if you're in a horror movie, you need to think outside the box before your head gets stuffed into said box.
Since you seem to be going for a comedy horror type of thing like the Scream series, which is itself meta, so it reminds me of "How to survive a horror movie."
I think it's available for like three bucks on amazon kindle if anyone is curious.
The five minute movie it reminded me of is at http://vimeo.com/51541324 if anyone is curious.