I am ready for my Guen to kick some ass in the war with her brains! 
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But brains are so squishy how can you possibly deal damage with that
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With intelligence and strategy 
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I know i was trying to be funny the key word being trying iām not sure how that went i swear iām funny in real life 
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Donāt worry~ I got the joke hahaha
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ā¦ is aching? Arthritis must be agonizing for the old geezerā¦ 
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It is way to early in the morning because for a moment I read this as āArthur-itisāā¦which would still be bad for poor old Merlin.
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Yay! I, for one, could use a chunk of one of his cheese wheels after a long and dangerous adventure! 
Though once the cheese is eaten, Merlinās got some explaining to do. Gallivanting off to the druidās convention right when the worldās most Obviously Evil ambassadors show up!
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What else would you expect from Merlin? Heās weird, maybe senile, probably didnāt even notice ambassadors were around.
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Brain Damage. Nods
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Merlin probably even hasnāt born yet and he travels for a pararel dimension where cheese is the origin of magical powers and time travel Cheese and vegetables.
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Magical Cheese Powers? How much weirder can Merlin get now? Would explain the random cheese wheel.
Didnāt the story itself explain the cheese wheel? Something about how it has enough life in it to make it a perfect practice target for life magic?
Think about it a flask wine is first signal of love spell
Cheese wheel of power.
THE CARROTā¦
And all those ingredients like chicken and thatā¦
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Yeah, maybe Merlin just wants to make a healthy soup and youāre just making it hard on him.
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By getting rid of ingredients instead of saving them? Wow Merlin, howād you know weād come across chicken?
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He is the Cheese lover Time traveler From the planet Hollywood lol
In some stories the dude ages backwards and has knowledge of the future the way most people have knowledge of the past.
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Not to mention I know of a few stories where Merlin was the son of the Devil, but rebelled against the designs of his father. I mean, you know few nobles would antagonize a wizard/druid named Merlin Satanspawn
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Iām coming off a Dragon Age binge so all this talk of cheese wheels has me thinking about Alistair. Which brings me to the realization that Alistair basically is Arthur. Unknown bastard son of a king, quirky, playful, and boyishā¦the tendency to frustratingly naive but you canāt really blame them cause their heart is in the right place. Weird.
Video game nerd rambling aside I feel like Merlinās return is going to be the embodiment of that gif of the guy with the pizza walking back into the burning room. You guys know the one.
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