8290

I am ready for my Guen to kick some ass in the war with her brains! :joy:

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8291

But brains are so squishy how can you possibly deal damage with that :joy:

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8292

With intelligence and strategy :sunglasses:

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8293

I know i was trying to be funny the key word being trying iā€™m not sure how that went i swear iā€™m funny in real life :sweat_smile::joy:

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8294

:joy: Donā€™t worry~ I got the joke hahaha

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8295

ā€¦ is aching? Arthritis must be agonizing for the old geezerā€¦ :smirk:

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8296

It is way to early in the morning because for a moment I read this as ā€œArthur-itisā€ā€¦which would still be bad for poor old Merlin.

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8297

@jeantown

Yay! I, for one, could use a chunk of one of his cheese wheels after a long and dangerous adventure! :upside_down:

Though once the cheese is eaten, Merlinā€™s got some explaining to do. Gallivanting off to the druidā€™s convention right when the worldā€™s most Obviously Evil ambassadors show up!

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8298

What else would you expect from Merlin? Heā€™s weird, maybe senile, probably didnā€™t even notice ambassadors were around.

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8299

Brain Damage. Nods

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8300

Merlin probably even hasnā€™t born yet and he travels for a pararel dimension where cheese is the origin of magical powers and time travel Cheese and vegetables.

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8301

Magical Cheese Powers? How much weirder can Merlin get now? Would explain the random cheese wheel.

8302

Didnā€™t the story itself explain the cheese wheel? Something about how it has enough life in it to make it a perfect practice target for life magic?

8303

Think about it a flask wine is first signal of love spell
Cheese wheel of power.
THE CARROTā€¦

And all those ingredients like chicken and thatā€¦

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8304

Yeah, maybe Merlin just wants to make a healthy soup and youā€™re just making it hard on him.

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8305

By getting rid of ingredients instead of saving them? Wow Merlin, howā€™d you know weā€™d come across chicken?

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8306

He is the Cheese lover Time traveler From the planet Hollywood lol

8307

In some stories the dude ages backwards and has knowledge of the future the way most people have knowledge of the past.

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8308

Not to mention I know of a few stories where Merlin was the son of the Devil, but rebelled against the designs of his father. I mean, you know few nobles would antagonize a wizard/druid named Merlin Satanspawn

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8309

Iā€™m coming off a Dragon Age binge so all this talk of cheese wheels has me thinking about Alistair. Which brings me to the realization that Alistair basically is Arthur. Unknown bastard son of a king, quirky, playful, and boyishā€¦the tendency to frustratingly naive but you canā€™t really blame them cause their heart is in the right place. Weird.

Video game nerd rambling aside I feel like Merlinā€™s return is going to be the embodiment of that gif of the guy with the pizza walking back into the burning room. You guys know the one.

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