Choose Your Own Devoured By Clowns Adventure

this is an entirely finished game i do not intend to add anything more to but i do not think there is a reality in which this product is fit for publishing


https://dashingdon.com/play/drdolphinrider/choose-your-own-devoured-by-clowns-adventure/mygame/
enjoy.

inspired by this post

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can u flirt w the clown b4 death pls thx

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not implicitly but i invite you to headcanon it that way my friend

i’m not adding anything more to this atrocity

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well I guess stepping into its mouth is flirt enough

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i split an entire cup of water on my laptop shortly after making this post so there is a non zero percent chance that choose your own devoured by clowns adventure will be my last work for a while. this is no doubt punishment for my crimes.

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Ever since I graduated clowncademy, I’ve been out of a job and haven’t been able to completely become a clown. Maybe what I’ve needed this entire time is something different, something out of the box. What better way to get out of the box than be devoured by a clown? Now I can finally live out my cleams (clown dreams). Thank you :pray:

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always follow your cleams. i’m so happy i could’ve made an impact like that

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Ah yes some Voring clowns :upside_down_face: :upside_down_face:

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I lament the loss of my non clown flesh!
What an exquisite masterpiece.

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+2 karma for good writing.
-50 karma for cannibal clowns.
Sentenced to: Killer Klowns from Outer Space

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“What’s the matter, Dave? All we wanna do is kill ya.”

God I love that movie! Killer KLOW-OW-OW-OWAOONS! From outer spaaace!
Anywho once again this was a great lil goof.

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This should be turned into a full fledged project.

Haven’t enjoyed a WIP like this since Kriotopia.

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Best wip ever. Hands down.

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The stats screen is particularly excellent.

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I have no idea what I just read.

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Personally, My favorite part was the part with the clowns