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You shouldn’t cry on your birthday be happy despite your deformity because of your elfhood!
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Aw, don’t listen to Mr Jelly there, he’s just sad he isn’t a cool elf. 
Happy birthday, Mr Elves! 
Hope you’re as happy as this fella:
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Aw shucks
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Would you believe me if I said my name translates to elf ruler?
From the looks of it, you also get an extra slice for signing up to the forum.
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It’s my birthday and also the same day I signed up to the forum?? A cake and a quarter 
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Every time I enter this thread a new smile appears on my face…I love it
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Happy birthday and all, but we should really get to the most important topic of this thread…
the planning of the 2nd door crusade
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Nope no door crusades, no 3D. Just beating on paladins, getting beat, then running away like a octopus
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The last Door Crusade ended with 3D’s name being banish from utterance they just cannot take over and stay in control for long.
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Deus Door infidel…
I am the Wise-Man who first spread the word of 3D how could I possibly be the infidel in this situation
Let me think about that…no. No, I wouldn’t. 
Might be true, but nope. 
It will mostly affect which ways are open to you. For example you need to enter a castle, but you’re too big to sneak inside by the sewers, you wait for the night, go to a nearby hill, carry your ‘willing’ Helena under your arm and pounce over the walls of the fortress, slide across a roof and roll to safety into a shadowy alley, while guaranteeing the safety and avoiding mental scars to your Helena.
There might be. 
All praise the cake lord of this day, I command it. 
Surely you mean ‘like a zoidberg’.
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Whatever 
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Awww…! 
? Gross, no hugs. 
…
Sorry. 
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No touching. That’s bad m’kay.
Fine, fine, I forgive you.