A would probably be the best I think. N would be good too, unless it had anything to do with technology. F…I don’t see them not getting bored with it pretty quickly…if not for that they’d probably do well enough. M would stand around looking grumpy, if they were even convinced to enter one in the first place. Probably break the door to leave if they got annoyed enough. So…M is the worst…or best.
I can actually picture N doing really well until they come across a really simple technology based test.
N: “…Well, we’re stuck here forever.”
A: For god’s sake, N. enters the six digit code into the wallsafe
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I think F would be the best in this scenario, the only reason I think so, is because they are the infiltration expert. So I imagine them being really skilled when it comes to sneaking around, finding escape routes, etc etc, this if they take it seriously, of course 
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Some update! =)
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Ahhhhhhh!!
cough I’m really looking forward to it 
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Italian.
Italian.
Italian.
Italian.
Italian.
Honestly, I have this crazy dumb obsession with M being Italian.
Just think about it.
They know e x a c t l y what real, authentic Italian food tastes like…and they can never eat it again because it’s just too flavorful.
M’s nonnina is probably crying in her grave at the thought of her precious grandchild being unable to enjoy da spaghet ever again.
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I can’t believe M was Mario this whole time.
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Masom: It’s a-me, Mason!
MC: What.
Mason: [bursts through the door] IT’S A SHAPESHIFTER.
MC: Oh, I was wondering why you were expressing an emotion other than annoyance.
Shapeshifter: [turns into Wario and scurries away]
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Does that make F Luigi? DOES THAT MAKE MURPHY BOWSER AND THE MC IS PEACH??
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I think the most important question is…who is Yoshi?
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(Sorry. I was in a poetic mood.)
I seem to have this weird headcanon (probably from taking the concept of Mediterranean more literal) that M’s ancestors were… extensive. Some derived from the many hills of Italy. Those who saw the barbarian invasions and the fall of Rome. Some who were intimately acquainted with the floodwaters of the Nile, who built their fortunes on trade with the Orient or stood to bring the word of Muhammad to their country. Others with Castilian and Andalusian blood who watered their horses along the Tagus before being sent forth to the Americas, be it for gold, God, or to bring glory to their king. All looking down on M wondering what in God’s name happened.
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Well… Yoshi is, like, Mario and Luigi’s guardian so Yoshi must be N.
Now imagine N giving M a piggy-back ride!
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A little forum news.
The old NSFW thread kinda turned into an RP thread, woops. So we’ve separated things, and have made a brand new NSFW thread that will strictly be for discussing NSFW aspects of the series.
If you would like an invite to the new thread, please reply. We’ll do our best to keep that one on topic.
If you would like to discuss your Detective or answers NSFW questionnaires, then the Detective Discussion thread is the one you’ll want to be invited to as well (note: it is the old NSFW thread, so might already be invited).
Edit from the future:
There is a NSFW thread now! No PM needed! 
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Or… What if they are from Turkey?
Think about them having flashbacks to the spicy food and feeling sick just from that.
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I just really want M to be really snobbish about Italian food when they see it.
MC: I made lasagna!
M: Did you use San Marzano tomatoes?
MC: No—
M: Then it’s crap.
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MC: Mm, I love this chicken parmesan you made, N.
N: Thank you. I wish I could have found some authentic Parmigiano Reggiano, but I think this substitute did the tri—
M: [walks in and spits on the floor] You insult my nonna by making this, Sewell. [walks out]
N: [sigh] I knew I should’ve spent the extra $900—
A: NO.
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MC and UB are staying late to work in a case
N: Detective, you should go home and eat something, we can keep the investigation going while you rest.
MC: I ordered some pizza for myself, don’t worry N, this case is more important.
Pizza arrives
MC pays, opens the box, they are ready to start eating
M grabs the box, throws it through the window
M: you insult me and every single one of my ancestors.
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You know what it would mean if M was Italian…they would know how to cook Italian food… 
Good Christ in Heaven, why am I so hot and bothered about the idea of M cooking for the MC???
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(I feel a little strange being Italian myself…)
I just feel…M would be from Genoa. Too grumpy to be from anywhere else… than… just no pesto with ravioli. That’s bad. 
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I was thinking Milan - for several reasons besides the obvious “M” connection 
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Uhmm… I dare say not…I can’t see him as a “bausha”, neither he is very into fashion/elegant/a spoiled brat.
Genoa’s people are the grumpiest, and don’t like “foresti” (outsiders) even being basically a port with every kind of people in town 
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