Not a USUK fan i take XD
And F being there like “Demons bad! Vampires adorable!” to little MC while A resorts to trying to bribe MC with ice-cream if Rebecca mentions bringing in Unit Alpha…
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I know you guys are joking around. XD I suppose I am not into that AU too much since I am planning pair them up with my MCs.
M, a dad… I wonder what my MCs would learn from them…
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MC: I don’t have a dad.
M!UnitB: [frown, somber mood]
MC: I have four dads.
Adam: [clutches heart]
Nate: Oh my god, he’s having a heart attack!
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What can M possibly teach you say? How to get laid of course :D. MC could be a toddler, but it’s never too early to learn
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N and Rebecca will not be happy. Hahahaha
No, they will not. But imagine M’s proud face when MC turns out to be a smooth bastard
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adam.exe has stopped working. Possible cause: Too many feels. Restarting the unit is recommended.
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For a less potential gross AU imagining the rest of UB babysitting MC and their RO’s child has potential for cuteness!
MC: Are you three sure you can watch them tonight?
F: Yes! Come here, N Jr! Come to Auntie Farah/Uncle Felix!!
A: We will be fine.
MC: Well Okay… Come on, N.
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N: On second thought, we better him along…
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MC: Alright, A, we should go before we’re late.
F: [eskimo kissing A!baby] Aw, we’ll take good care of the baby!
N: You have nothing to worry about.
A: I hope not–
F: [starts throwing baby in the air] Weeee!
A: [snatches baby out of the air] Never mind! We’re staying!
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N is a unicorn?
And what if. WHAT IF THE UNICORNS ARE JUST A FACADE? A CLEVER PLOY TO TO CONFUSE US.
Think about it - who is the mortal enemy of unicorns? Right, dogs! Dogs who hate when their owners buy them pretty horn headbands, to a point of a revolt. And then we see N making kissing noises at them. Coincidence?
I think not!
They’re communicating. Exchanging valuable intel to further advance this nightmarish plot.
I’m not sure what they are conspiring about. Yet
Wait.
The little dog’s tail wags in a frantic response; she barks excitedly, her tongue flopping out of the side of her mouth. The couple encourage the dog to follow them out, and she reluctantly does.
A couple. 2.
Binary encoding. Mutation. Data with inverted bits.
BMD
Bernese Mountain Dog. I bloody well knew it! These dogs leave trails everywhere. And wait, what are they pretending to ignore the most, to draw away our attention and suspicions from? Correct again, mirrors!
Let’s then mirror the acronym BMD and see what we get…
DMB
That’s it - the Truth! That’s how Murphy got his hands on it. Dogs are behind it, with N being their mastermind all this time! 
oh god. now they’re after me
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Oh my God I love this fandom!
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N: [smiling at F!baby] You’ll have nothing to worry about, Detective.
MC: I’m sure the baby will be in good hands.
F: Yeah, nothing to worry about.
MC: Alright F, time to go.
F: [still holding their baby] Alright, bye darling.
MC: Wait, F, you’re going. It’s a couple’s vacation.
F: …and…leave the baby?
MC: I mean–
F: [clutches baby harder] Why would I ever do that???
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Bless you I need to draw this!!
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I can’t seem to imagine M in this situation… I think they trust the rest of the team could manage. XD
nah, son, M even trusts the baby to manage, lol
MC: A, N, F, thank you so much for watching the baby.
N: It’s not an issue, Detective.
F: Yeah, we’ll have fun!
A: Never mind that, the child will stay safe.
MC: [chuckles] Well, that’s good. Alright, M, let’s go!
M: [walks into the room alone] Finally.
F: Um, where’s the baby?
M: [shrugs] Around.
MC: WHAT?!?
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A giving the baby tactical train a la DA:I Cullen and the dog.
A: No, no, no. You’re supposed to dodge them! If that were a fireball you’d be dead. Dragons are a real threat.
Toddler: giggles
MC: walks into room Um. A? Why are you throwing beanbags at our child?
A: We’re training.
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MC: I don’t know how you managed raising me as a single parent, Mum, it’s really hard…
Rebecca: Ummm… you’re not one? What about M?
MC: …
Rebecca: … You’re right, I’m sorry.
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