The MC winds up unintentionally learning a lot about cars to the point of actually impressing A.
Bonus points if A tries to make a move and the MC just thinks they’re still chatting about cars.
The MC and A cockblocking each other???
Amazing.
Would that guy’s name be…Google?
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!!
A: It looks like things are working fine now… Maybe we can go for a ride together?
MC: Ah HA! I know that’s just a test, A! These breaks are still not perfect! Don’t worry, we’ll get them fixed!
A: inwardly sobbing
A: Great…
Poor A would just tell themselves that this is for the best. Fate meant this to happen. They shouldn’t get involved anyway.
MC: I…I have to go—N is calling me. [runs away in booty shorts]
A: [shouting from behind them] Car safety cannot be ignored, Detective!
A doesn’t know whether to feel offended, relieved, or glad that the MC is finally, finally taking an interest in preventative safety measures.
A: …So…have you…checked out your backseats recently?
MC: grumbling The backseat doesn’t rattle when I hit the gas…
MC: A!! runs over and puts their hands on A’s shoulders, all up in their personal space
A: ! …D-Detective?
MC: grins, leans closer
A: swallows hard, eyes briefly flicking to the MC’s lips
MC: super excited I changed the oil! By myself!!
A: …That’s…that’s great MC…
MC: [driving] Wow, the car is running great! Better than when I bought it!
A: [coughs and turns away to look out the window] Maybe we should…test the new shock absorbers? [blushes]
MC: Oh yeah, totally! There’s this ditch in the woods that I’ve always wanted to clear Dukes of Hazard style!
A: …you…what?
[one failed jump later]
N: You two really banged up the car.
M: [snorts]
N: Not like that.
F: I don’t know, I think the car always kinda looked like that.
MC: [from the driver’s seat] Just shut up and help A push the car out of the ditch!
This is so cute.
The quickest way to A’s heart is through cars and sparring.
MC: hey, A, are you free this afternoon?
A: We have work to do, Detective, don’t be ridiculous.
MC: Are you sure?
A stares at you
MC: Oh well… I guess I will ask F to come with me then.
F: Yes!!! Where are we going?!
MC: There is an exposition of classic race car-
A, cutting off the MC, slamming their hand on the table
A: I’LL GO
MC and Felix, looking at him like
A: For your safety, of course
A with a MC who is juat as dense and in denial is
Them cockblocking each-other is perfection
I ship AxCar, but not our old, trashy car
Listen pal, our car is sacred.
And you know what? I love that Sera agrees.
You all heathens are stuck with our mechanic friend for the rest of your lives.
THE CAR IS THE ONE TRUE RO!!
They were here for us before Unit Bravo and… well, Unit Bravo will probably outlive them BUT STILL
At a car show:
A: I didn’t know you were interested in cars, detective.
MC: …Oh yeah, I uh…I’m not.
A: …Then why are we here?
MC: …turns red and looks away
A: …! O-oh…
And now you’ve uncovered the great tragedy in Book 5! dun dun dun
Please DON’T. My heart can’t take losing our car.
Also, please, cars can live for decades if you look properly after them. In my mind, we will always have our baby car functional. Even if its only to go to the supermarket
4 messages!
It surely looks old enough to be sacred…
I know Sera agrees and we’re stuck with it, but still …
I just want a new car!
Love your loyalty, but love a new car more…
How dare you…
How dare you?!
Ok, we’ve only got one comment left.
Even though we’re going to be talking to each other like normal…I kind of want to say a few words before it closes, because this is a rather big milestone for both the fandom and for the forum at large.
This will be first topic to be closed after the 10k Limit was implemented (that wasn’t already past 10k), but is also the fastest topic to read 10,000 comments. In only four months, we’ve already hit the upper limit.
This is a testament to not only our enthusiasm, our passion, and our sense of community and friendship, but to @Seraphinite and the Wayhaven Chronicles as a whole.
I really just want to say how much I appreciate all of you in making this entire journey so memorable!
This has been a crazy ride guys and i am so happy i got to be part of this. We’re at 10k now and the second thread will be opened soon so this is not the end of everything so see you all there
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