Yeah. I fully agree with the presidential stuff taking precedence over romance.
I mean, I’m the President of a country. A powerful country. Surely I could deal with love after a term in office (4 years, right?)?
Also I’m just itching to do my duty and make my mark on history!
Romance? Who said anything about romance. It’s all lust baby!
LMAO, I wonder if Pandini can ever be unlocked again 
You are right.
@Spyder depends if you could achieve immortality
Smoother than Bill- Talked your way out of a sex scandal
Air Foursome- Had a foursome with your VP, an reporter, and your secret service agent
Can’t Shame the Shameless: Released blackmail on yourself to the public
The beast from the east- Get nuked by Russia.
Mongol Empire Rises Again- eliminate your two biggest rivals in favor of Mongolia
Do you know de wey? - Prop up Uganda to become a unifying force to achieve peace, stability, and prosperity in Africa.
Omae wa mou shindeiru - Make Japan the dominant power in Asia.
Nani - Have China drop back down to a regional backwater.
Two nukes weren’t enough - Pretty self explanatory
Deus Vult - Grant Israel Jerusalem + its biblical borders
Chemicals in the water - Be part of a massive government conspiracy
Cruisin’ down the street in my 64 - Promote American car manufacturing.
Saint Ronnie’s Successor - Be considered a new Great Figure in the Republican Party
Gin and Juice - Be known for your wild Presidential Parties
El BJ - Get legislation passed by giving opposition Congressmen the “Johnson” treatment
Country Roads - Transition West Virginia from a dying coal economy into a prosperous 21st Century.
L.A. is the place - Turn LA into the new NY for immigrants.
Last Christmas - Have your spouse or significant other leave you for someone else
Show me the meaning of being lonely - Become a widower (or lose one of your children) during your Presidency
Blasphemy and slander. NYC will never be replaced by LA.
We Come In Peace, And For Your Pop Tarts- Be the first president to greet extraterrestrial life.
They are the Greeks and we are the Romans- Lose a war against the UK
But the Romans beat the greeks @Hydrophobic_spider.
Uhhhhhhhhh
Vlad Meet Belmond- Cause Regime Change in Russia.
Suck It Communism- Archive Unemployent rate of 2%
Justice is Supposed to be blind even if We have to be Byzantine about it or Justice is Supposed to be blind even if We have to do it greek way (this is reference to Blinding)
Heir of Regan- Reduce Deficit to Zero.
ISWAS ALQUIET- Destroy Isis And Win in Afganistan
Wawe of Cool- Reverse Global Warming
Story Made for Hollywood- Have Dennis Rodman play Pivotal role in Korea Reunification
Oh The Middle eastern humanity- Somehow create Alliance between Iran and Israel.
Dont make me come over There, I Birthed and I can Unmake you - Be Defeated by France
Two Stubborn Old Ladies- have both Merkel and Queen remain alive and in power while Germany- UK relationship gets worse.
Rulers of the Air- Get Friendly Relationship in China.
Everything Happened at Tiamen Square- Cause Regime change in China.
No Nato Expansion they said, It Will be fine they said- Get Russia into Nato.
Breaking Bank- Legalize drugs and drive Cartels out of Business via the economy way.
We are Better in Capitalism and we are Better in Communism- Succesfully Implement Socialist or Communism regime with high economic prospherity and high degree of freedoms
Shut up Bernard: Shoot down every plan your advisors suggest
Now for extra Crazy ones.
Russian Reversal. Release blackmail on yourself and rise in Popularity
I did not Have sex with That Dictator- Involves Kim Jong.
FullMetal Presidental Chaos- MECHA
Smooth Dictator- Institute Dictatorship without Instituting censhorship in anyway
Ghost Division- Pull all Possible Secret Operations without getting caught even once.
Founders Called they want their ideas back- Have Your VP be from Opposite party than you are.
The Secret Conspirator known as 4chan- Somehow stumble into every meme situation possible in one playthrought.
I fought the Bear and i won- Win Judo contest with Putin.
It is not Far for the American Juggernaut to Melee with the Teddy Bear- Cause Total collapse of China
Saturnalia- Flip China and Russia into Democracy while sliding into Dictatorship yourself.
God Calls Me Sir Humprey- Receive Every Possible medal from other states.
Can somebody explain the party system in america i know nothing about it.
Basically Democrats are drugs, sex whoever you want (except kids) , no guns, just try to be happy and love each other.
Republicans: same race heterosexual missionary with the lights off sex only ( but secretly gay or with kids), drugs are bad, guns are awesome and have never hurt anyone, people who are other races or religions than you are evil, and give all your money to the rich.
There’s also a bunch of little groups like independent, green, etc but nobody cares
So it’s kind of like the UK party system.
Probably? Im not from the UK
That is basically the UK system but with the voting system made unfair.
Yeah no, UK political parties are pretty much the same these days, at least until Jeremy Corbyn became Labour leader and plans to screw everything up if he ever gets power…