They won’t be evil but they will be man-eating.
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Sharks only want to help.
In the Relics biz, this what we call “half a María”.
Wait, do I get to feed a racist to them, like the alligator chow in Relics 1?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I love you!
Truly, sharks are the trash disposal of the sea.
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There will be an achievement called “Caribbean Picnic”…
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Yeah. In fact I have too many plans. I haven’t decided which of them I’ll work on yet, but I have multiple concepts!
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Ho ho ho! Can’t wait.
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Not going to lie, that is a pretty based suggestion.
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Yeah, assassination - a perfect date.
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They want dead fascists? How long do I have to wait to propose? 
I had to google who Mosley was, but Dead Oswald Mosley is far superior to the living version.
I’ve been trying to ever since Gower’s games, but I’d have to import the blasted things. So right now I’m limiting myself to the Jeeves and Wooster show so I at least know who Spode is.
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(It will explain who Mosley is, btw, on the next page! For the uninitiated, he was the leader of the British fascist movement. The real-life Roderick Spode. And if you don’t know who Roderick Spode is, stop reading about my nonsense and go and read P. G. Wodehouse right away!)
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Mosley was an evil fuck - first time I heard about him and his lot was when I was 11, meeting my uncle’s new wife’s family at their wedding. Her Grampy was from Tonypandy and told me about how his older brothers helped chase the BUF bastards out at the battle of de winton field. The fascists didn’t even last an hour, and it was the last time they even tried to hold a rally in Wales!
(All that to say - if we do get a chance to do the fucker in in-game I’d be extremely down, and also Dominique might completely win my heart 
)
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What’s your favourite book?
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The humorous thing about the British fascists, from what I’ve read, is that a huge portion of them were just extremely misguided people who didn’t have a clue as to what they were actually advocating for. This clip with Spode sums it up perfectly:
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Congratulations on waiting for Relic 2’s Steam release. I was worried because Relic 1 was held for a long time after I played. Finally, there is good news.
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I always liked The Code of the Woosters.
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Will items with +stats be transferred from part 2 to part 3?
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Gonna be honest, that feels like hell to balance around. Because now the game would have to SOMEHOW work for people who didn’t buy the items (because they skipped shopping, becuase they couldn’t afford them, or just because) while not allowing for people who did to just feel like everything is too easy.
Honestly, I’m just hoping that the Dracula bobblehead makes it through as a funny item if you buy it and don’t sell it.
Y’know, a conversation piece with some bite to it.
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True, but have asked anyway. Just for the sake of curiosity.
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