and he walked slowly…
Kidding!
He walked slowly because he was quadrapelegic and in constant pain… 
@bobsmyuncle You read my damn mind about Steel’s dog.
I’ve never even met it, but I would die for that dog.
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eesh…
feel like I should apologize to all the darth Vader fans , there huh .
So yeah…SORRY .
Oh right I forgot about the dog… That opens a whole lot of possibilities…
I mean for a man as paranoid as Steel, his dog is obviously the only being in the entire universe he trusts and loves…
I mean… if you can interact with rat brains, you can probably do it with dogs too…
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Sudden topic change, but that FH Tumblr ask session was fun.
Also how will I be able to wait another year for book 2 without going insane?
(well, even more insane)
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Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit I didn’t think of that!!
Do you think he’d be mad if we read the dogs thoughts and told him what the dog was thinking?
Like, imagine if we’re there when Steel is feeding the dog, but the dog just sniffs and ignores the food and the MC tells him, “Oh, the dog’s actually more in the mood for chicken than beef.”
Would he be mad? I feel like he’d be mad.
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" You know, Shen, the last time, when you were telling me about how Unforgiving Justice (of corse it would be named something like that.) love when you pet him behind the head ? Yeah ? Turns out he hates it, always has been, and he can’t take your shit anymore "
Well that and I was actually thinking something way darker. Like having the dog attack him while he sleeps, or saying during a briefing in the Avenge… errr the Marshall tower “Oh Shen isn’t it your dog on the street darting between cars ?”
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…okay no offense or anything but if his dog is named something like Undying Justice, Steel is in for MC giving him shit for it like they normally only do to Ortega when they were stupid again… Seriously.
MC: “You called your dog what? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ”
Steel: “It’s a good name okay?!”
MC: silent look of disapproval while petting the dog
(also the last bit is evil. The car stuff I mean, not the attacking Steel. Bombing an gala is fine for my MC, animal cruelty is not. Priorities)
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Even though my canon is pretty much pure evil, I can’t wait for a bromance with Shen…
I would Boop him so hard… like all the time…
Edit: I’m pretty much regretting the car stuff now
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I actually can’t tell if that’s worse or a billion times better than Undying Justice.
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D-did you say Shen?
http://www.dreamworks.com/kungfupanda/images/uploads/characters/_1095/shen_gallery_05.jpg
I see
The duck was a lie
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Okay that’s a one plus dog name. Spoon, I would die for them. (…and now I want MC to get a cat called Couch, because Couch and Spoon sounds like the name of some Sitcom)
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What about a snake name Fork?
MC: Because of the tongue, you see.
Chen: You have no sense of creativity do you.
MC: Your dog’s name Spoo—
Chen: And it is an amazing name and he is an amazing dog. You cannot deny that.
MC: [sighs] I can’t. It’s a great name for a great dog.
Spoon: [wags his tail happily]
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Slams fist on the table Yesh! Let MC have a zoo of kitchen utilities and furniture!
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Whoa hey, whoooooo, y’all, hear me out.
What if, if the MC is romancing Steel, you get to call the dog Lil’ Spoon, but you call Chen Big Spoon.
why did i do this to myself Chen isn’t even confirmed
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I thought he is? Just not in which book it will start?
Also if you guys haven’t followed Malin’s rampage on tumblr you totally should. SO many painful answers (Ortega has a picture of Sidestep taken when they weren’t looking! Herald cried after Sidestep’s death! Pretty much everyone is going to hate us for the whole puppet thing!)
Disgusting. I love it
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More dumb pet names bc I have no sense of self-control:
Chen: MC, is that a ferret?
MC: Yes, her name is Gravy Boat.
[beat]
Chen: Mm, I see it now.
Ortega: Oh, what a lovely yellow parakeet.
MC: Her name is Corn On The Cobb.
Ortega: Uh—
Argent: Your dog’s fat.
MC: Thanks, his name is Lazy Boye.
Argent: That is disgustingly accurate.
Herald: Is that a bearded dragon? What’s she called?
MC: Henry.
Herald: How nice.
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peeks in
I see we’re talking about dogs in here and I’m interested.
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Here you can have my seat
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