So which emotion did you chose for terrorizing your classmate with the power of the essence?
I chose nothing- 14.5 billion years makes one a really old soul.
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Man, I miss having a goddamn gun in the trials.
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I miss not having that… creep as my father.
Hades will always be my dad. Always.
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Pineapple does not belong on pizza.
We the Bearer get to choose Hades or Athena at the ceremony?
damn, you really gonna do me like that, eh? lol jk I’m asking about your Evander and Damon, Misters I-Can-Out-Strategize-Alexander-the-Great-Himself-While-Making-A-Perfectly-Baked-Souffle and Don’t-Get-Too-Close-But-Leave-The-Food. How do they usually experience the world. Is it more emotional, sensory-dependent, or something else I haven’t thought of?
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[gasp!] It’s how Nyx will defeat Cronus!
Nyx: [throws an entire pineaplle pizza at Cronus like a frisbee]
Cronus: Oh, fuck, fuck. Fine, you win YOU WIN just…GET THAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME. EWGH.
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But what if he actually likes pineapple pizza? Hmmm… 
Impossible!
When the Essence created the Universe, it also created pineapple pizza as a failsafe against this very situation. Only beings with the truest and purest hearts will like it!
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Truest and purest? Sounds like Aegon would call a slice of pineapple pizza “a piece of dog shit” then lol
However wave a big bag of French fries and just step back… Slowly. Cause he’ll lose his mind over them. Preferably from a local burger joint, instead of a generic fast food like McDonald’s.
Speaking of Bearers now, I’m in the process of creating Loki now. He’s a magician, guitarist and very intelligent. His bad side is that he’s very implusive, like he’ll say what is on his mind with no chill, and he’s prone to anger if someone he cares about gets hurt. He’s also willing to give the gods a chance just because he wants to be a family with Hades and Athena again. Generally, he’s pretty okay with everyone, unlike someone we know (cough Aegon cough).
Might end up making a third character that is pretty neutral towards both sides, named after my favorite anime character, Rosinante.
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Cronus ate his children (and a stone) in the original myth. He’d probably welcome something more edible.
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And then he puked them up at a later date!
And they were all alright… Not just alright, fully grown. Like wtf
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As an Australian, all this talk about pineapple on pizza is strange to me. It’s an extremely common and normal thing to do here.
It’s not worth it lol. I haven’t got much and what I have is so disorganised that unless you can read minds it won’t make sense. But when I have something that’s worth the trade, you’ll be the first to know! 
For Helena I was thinking model Olivia O’Driscoll. Here and here.
Vesper is a little harder. Perhaps model Grace Hartzel? Here, here and here.
COME ON THEN! PUT 'EM UP!
…UGH! Fine. How could I say no to a face like that. 
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It makes as much sense as the time Dionysios was hidden inside someone’s sliced-open thigh.
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No idea how that worked.
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Jazz hands
… Gods!
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No, no, he wasn’t hidden, he had been ripped apart save for his heart, they put the heart in Zeus’ thigh, and then Zeus’ thigh got pregnant and incubated baby Dionysis, the Twice-Born! aka my boi
Amazing!
In three words you’ve summarized the entirety of Greek myths–I’m impressed! 
Yeah, Vesper’s been pretty much impossible for me, lol. But I do like who you’ve chosen anyway. Thanks for the suggestions, they’re still wonderful inspiration. 
I know that feel. I have the entirety of my current two-shot in one document over twelve mostly half-empty pages, all because I refuse to delete previous iterations of scenes. It’s a damn mess. 
Well, if my local wildlife could kill me just by staring I’d probably live like I had nothing left to lose too. 
Nah, I get it though. It’s the same reason sweet bbq is so popular. Lots of people just really like sweet and savory together. I am not one of those people, I prefer sour and savory (I drench my meats in lime juice based marinades), but I understand the appeal.
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Will Dionysus show up?
i have… many questions… that i cant even articulate.
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At this point, it’s probably for the best that the questions are left unasked. I have a feeling that it would traumatize some of us.
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