Clothes out of magic?! That’s preposterous! With the hundreds of minor gods in Olympus, I’m sure there’s a God of Washing and Drying somewhere and he would NOT be happy if people didn’t care for their clothes properly!
Lycaon. Greek king that Lycanthropy is named after.
Chlorox - Demi-god of Laundry. Chlorox was at one time a highly exalted god on Mount Olympus. His hand-washing methods were unparalleled and he was admired by all who employed his talents as the God of Laundry. He was doing great, well… that is, until the god Maytag appeared. Maytag immediately challenged Chlorox to a duel. They were both to take on the underwear laundry of Zeus. Chlorox used a bleaching action; Maytag used some new fangled machine action. It was doom for Chlorox. Not only did Chlorox lose to Maytag, but the bleach caused some problems with some of Zeus’s colored bikini briefs. As a result, Chlorox was relegated to be sold on supermarket shelves for eternity, while Maytag was rewarded by Zeus with never having to worry about repair problems.
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liked this before I even finished reading
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Pffsh, Lycaon. Whata poser. Tryna to be all like Tantalus, he’s lucky the Romans decided he was more interesting than any of his 49 sons and made the story all about him instead.
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Well that explains a lot 
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Maybe make this into a story The adventures of Chlorox in the mortal realm 
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smells like a mini-series
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Chlorox’s nemesis is Mr. Clean … just saying, he better watch out.
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Oy Vey, I see over 80 new reply’s have been posted in the few hours since I visited and I think: The update is out! 
And then I see it, in fact, had not been released yet. 
Much Sad, Very Depression.
Rohie, I just want you to know I very much so love your game and look forward to everything you come up with, and also look forward to all new content you release. <3
So please, take all the time you need, even if it takes months and months, and focus hard on your school work!
(I feel like an old man saying that, even though I’m only 19 lmao)
Also, on a side note: Everyone stay safe out there, that are in the lines of fire, with the big storms coming. I know that I’m personally in the line of fire for it, and I just wanted to remind everyone to stay safe and have your storm shelter ready and waiting.
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Lol guys with all the hype surrounding the MC’s biological father, I’m scared that I’m gonna miss the update somehow and then, with all of you rascals screaming about who it actually is, be spoiled lol 
I saw over a hundred new replies and thought, oh, what could they be discussing? The grey area of morality that Athena resides in? The affect of Hades’ self inflicted isolation among the Gods? The symbolic significance of the Dove? The MC’s forced assimilation into Greek culture?
No, you’re talking about Chlorox, the Demigod of laundry.
I love it.
Also, thank you @xNaomi! I hope you’re safe, and stay safe.
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Thank you @Rohie! I also found it quite funny.
Maybe you can think of some way of giving him a cameo? (a passing mention and such)
@Rohie Hades isolation is self-inflicted? I thought it was kinda of the consequence of his position as lord of the underworld. You can’t keep hell empty!
Though considering the nature of the gods and their constent bickering, i do not blame him…
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Pfffft, well when you put it like that it seems silly.
I mean, the Dove has been talked about a lot, but I’m not sure how much can be said about assimilation into Greece (considering the number of problems Greece is currently facing, and I’m going by the assumption most of use are Western European/Americans)
I would isolate myself too if i had to deal with Ares everyday.
HC that the only one of Hades’ siblings that he gets along with is Hera since they’re both such workaholics.
(Though he definitely had the best relationship with Hermes)
Honest question…:
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Hades (probably) after one of the bickering infested meetings of the gods.
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That’s why he’s not one of the Twelve.