(WIP) Path of Martial Arts: The Beginning (Dark, Eastern Fantasy | 1 000 000 words)

Now that you’ve asked, I had never really stopped to think about it. I’m not sure what I was expecting. Now I know that if there’s one person I least want to be, it’s the Jade Emperor in the story of Sun Wukong. But let’s leave that aside; I’m going off topic.

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Hang on, does the Monkey God just keep literal shit in his spatial ring as part of his normal day to day routine?

I think he could’ve stolen it from somewhere but then that raises more questions.

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Why would he pick up others’ crap when he can make his own? Ugh… this conversation got kind of gross. And what do you mean by “literal” shit? Did you think it was fake shit?

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Lol him throwing shit isn’t even the most gross part afterwards in the same scene he also takes food out of his spatial ring and eats it like bruh didn’t even bother to wash his hands :face_vomiting:

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This absolute BUM is supposed to be the Monkey God!?

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How do you win stone gambling

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You don’t. It’s called gambling for a reason.

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Fair enough

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You can manipulate you winnings through console code.

The base chance to win/lose is 50/50, so in the long run you’d generally just break even (which makes the entire thing pretty pointless, but that’s another story)

So, you just cheat: after you buy your stone(s) when you’re on the page which announces whether you won or lost, clicking “Stats” and then “Return to the Game” will re-roll your result. Pick the high risk stone and re-roll until you get 18-20 per stone, to maximize the gains.

IIRC they’ll kick you out after your total gains exceed 1k or so.

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Well MG said he will teach us later on which Niki Is not yet Implementing, hopefully he teach us the finger technique that causes Uncle Tao to nearly died

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And his monkey grab technique that’s said to be one of the most feared.

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Is it possible that we can combine our heavenly crushing palm with a technique that our masters teach us?

Is there a way to get Yang as a mentor without making Ai hate me and not becoming the Demon Queen’s child.

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I think there Is no other way, since evil Is needed to become Yang Bohai student which ai opposes

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Tbh to hell with Ai honestly. I’m still a bit miffed that to have Chu as a master you need to have a good relationship with Ai which makes zero fucking sense to me because she’s literally just some random commoner with no apparent connections to anyone important in the sect so I hardly understand why that man even cares about her or her opinion.

Even if your MC’s alignment is honourable and virtuous (qualities Chu apparently values, btw) he still doesn’t want to accept you as a mentee if you have a bad or nonexistent relationship with Ai. It’s a really weird requirement honestly and I wonder why he cares so much about her.

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pretty sure it’s because she recommends you to chu most likely and without her he won’t care much about mc

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Is there a way in the current update to increase the popularity of gous restaurant?

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I must remember that she is his direct pupil so even though they are not related, her opinion has value to him

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Oh btw how much y’all brok-…martial artists gave to Tigress.

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