Now I kinda want to know though what’re the avg internet search queries UB makes.
I’ve sent the question to Sera’s tumblr. This is gonna be gud %)
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I’m almost afraid to know the answer to that question. I feel like at least one of them searches “Google.com”.
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MC: looks at M’s browser history
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How fun would it be to try teaching N to use tech…
MC : first press on button
N:okay
Comp catches fire
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Well, M might have hope of learning his way around Tor at least…
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Tina: Just so you know, if you ever need some time alone with certain attractive agent, I’d be willing to watch the station for a while.
MC: …Tina, really?
Tina: holds hands up Hey, I’m just saying. I’ve got your back if you want to…heh get one of theirs.
MC: We’re in the middle of an investigation, is that all you have to think about? sighs…Remind me never to leave you and M alone together.
F: Detective, you seriously need to redecorate.
MC: Not this again.
F: All this blandness can’t be good for your health.
MC: It’s fine.
F: pouts super hard
MC: groans Okay fine. Here’s $100. Go find something that’ll “unbland” the place.
F: grins super hard Aye aye captain! bolts
It was then that the detective knew…they fucked up.
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What a great time to have Internet, I love you guys
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All right, IT crowd it is then. Again 
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnselfishHastyAlligatorgar-size_restricted.gif
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I don’t know that UB can get drunk, but it’d be rather fun to see.
I think sera confirmed alcohol doesnt affect em
Ah well. Makes sense I guess. 
Doesn’t mean you can’t still casually drink. Drinking is after all a social thing. You’re not doing so much to get drunk as you are to just hang out with your friends and BOND!
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I’m all for more UB bonding time.
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True. But getting wasted together is a pretty good bonding experience too. Esp when suffering through hangover in the morning.
Not that any of it affects vampires, but still.
Hehe, I can just see the MC getting trashed and UB poking fun at them.
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F probably wouldn’t even remember that humans get hangovers/don’t recover from them quickly and start chirping in their ear.
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You imply it would be unintentional and not just F being a brat.
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I know I’m late to the party guys, but let me slide in one more joke.
The MC gives N a new smartphone because they can’t look at his old brick phone anymore.
A few days later.
N: Detective! I’ve been trying to call you all day!
MC: Whatcha mean? I didn’t get any calls from you.
N: I think there’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t ring after I dial the number. See?
MC: … I give up.
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This fandom has ruined me, you guys never change. XD
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N when they discover google assistant
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