Yeah here is is. I have tried saving it as different type of files, changing up some of my code, I can’t figure why it won’t upload
*title Making beer; Round 2!
*author Your kid
*create name “Dad”
*create Money 10000
*create Drunk 70
*create Sober 30
Alright! Let’s go again for round 2, I got a little better, so let’s see how much better! Which I think is a lot better by the way, very proud of myself for learning so much in like a day.
So, let’s see, what to start the beer with
#A local distillery
Uhhh….if you are sure! Whatever floats your boat, or I guess tub in this instance
#A video game?
Oh! Did you mean to choose Local Distillery? Silly you, don’t worry I fixed it for you in the script
Now, what will be the main focus in your starter?
ooh, dark beer. You typically can’t go wrong with those
Nice taste, nice taste.
What other things for the starter will we need though?
I am gonna be honest, didn’t even think about the fact that you would need water to make beer…never crossed my mind for some reason.
My my, all these are sounding good for you beer.
I mean, I am pretty sure all beers have yeast, but lets single this ingredient out specifically for the IPA and pretend we didn’t forget about this fact until your wonderful kid scripted more then what they wanted to realize this mistake!! yay dad!
#All of the above
I swear if you picked this one and did not listen to my delightful remarks on all the ingredients individually, I wouldn’t blame you one bit, but you just made it shorter for yourself so ha. Your beer turned out fine, you drank it with everyone they all loved it and loved you and you became famous for making beer!
Lets be honest though you are gonna need all those ingredients though, right? So lets skip you selecting them all individually and ask what order you put them in
#Water, Hops, English Malt, Yeast
Does the order you put it in matter? It does, you fail.
#Water, Yeast, Hops, English Malt
Yes, this is it. Congrats pops. Lets see what’s next
#Water, Hops, Yeast, English Malt
Ya, I really don’t know how you put them together but I thought this would be fun, hopefully slightly annoying. So its this and another choice! Love you!!
#It doesn’t matter, throw it all together
Ah, sorry dad. You threw all your ingredients on the floor together and everyone got upset with you and decided you wouldn’t be in charge of making the beer anymore. Try again, lol chump
Well, its been 3 weeks, and you are excited to go and try your beer. You get there to bottle it, come home happy as can be! Everyone comes over for dinner to try one of your creations! How will it be you wonder?
It’s a huge success! You and everyone love it, you and Kaleb more so then anyone else and you drink it all in one night, and since you have so much money the very next morning(more like afternoon lol) you go and do it again, hopefully making the recipe even better! In another 3 weeks you’ll be able to try it again till you get it just right! Congrats dad
So with Roasted Malt in hand you go and decide what else you want.
Ah, yes. The ‘Noble’ hop.
oh only of course, wouldn’t make sense if there wasn’t any of this.
#Pale Chocolate Malt
wow! sounds yummy
Ok, hey you picked one of them, but we all know you need all those options, plus some barley so lets say you picked em all.
Sound good? Goooood.
#Put them together with care and love
Awe, it’ll probably taste even better now. Such love
#Be happy you have all of them finally and put them together quickly so you can have beer sooner
Well, I don’t blame you for wanting to enjoy it sooner rather then later. So off we go
#ok im bored take me to the winning screen
Oh party pooper.
Yay you win by being a party pooper! Everyone still liked your beer though and enjoyed your company very much.
With you throwing everything together, it makes a pretty decent Dark Lager. Something isn’t quite right though, hmmmmmmmmm? Wonder if you could’ve done anything different.
When you come home with you lager, one to call your own. You are excited to try it, you open one with Kaleb right away and it is probably the best damn lager you have ever had! You pat yourself on the back for a job well done, all the love and care really shows! Congrats dad, you became the best beer maker ever!
With a malted barley you should be able to make a good ‘beer’! I am excited to see how this will turn out!
With having your Malted Barley you go on to choose some more, which ones will it be?
Ginger beer, aye? Not to shabby
#Corn,Malt Slurry,Wheat Slurry
Oh wow, kinda bitter maybe? Lets find out
Well well, you’ve added all your ingredients with care, you sit back and relax knowing you’ll have a hopefully nice beer with ginger. You fall asleep for the night.
It’s now been 3 weeks, you make your coffee getting ready for work, smoking and grumbling away. Weren’t you supposed to do something today?
Its now been 2 years. You get up for the day, it’s your day off mind you. You drink that first cup of coffee and you realize. You never made beer! It was whiskey all along, haha. After a couple more cups of coffee you go and pick it up. You try it and though ginger wasn’t the best option it sure made a damn good whiskey nonetheless.
You put all your ingredients together, happy for what will come in 3 weeks. Leaving the distillery you get on with your merry life.
Its been 3 years, you overslept.
You go to the distillery and start bottling your whiskey. Yup, not beer.
Uh, I really wasn’t expecting you to pick this, so I am sorry to say but your beer did not make it………due to you trying to make it in a bathtub. You did try a sip though, but realized you forgot to clean out the tub before you used it and vomited right into everything.
Maybe try again?……not in a bathtub?