Choice of Rebels Part 1 WIP thread

Actually, now that you’ve mentioned Breaking Bad, I’ve suddenly gotten a crazy idea based on Cranston’s excellent rendition of Shelley’s work in an episode promo, of what I’d ideally want me magically inclined character to be able to do to the Thaumatarch and his heir(s).
If it is at all possible to do I’d like to be able to give them the slowest execution in history by turning into statues, placing them somewhere nice and exposed and let the wind, rain and bird droppings do all the hard work for me.