Gross, F would never 
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Indeed, but it was the first thing that came to my mind… Don’t ask, it can be a dark place, I am aware
I think I am going to delete the message…
Maybe they saw N doting on a puppy and was like “oh! A human baby?” But then N was like “no, this is a dog” and F was like “ah… tiny furry humans are called dogs!”
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It makes them happy, so N and A just went with it. Or maybe telling them unicorns weren’t real went poorly, so they’re going to let F have this one.
Rebecca: Is anyone going to tell them?
A & N, together: No.
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I think I’m just in an F mood cuz I wanna gush about them.
What about the MC learning some Echolian, like, terms of endearment from N and then refering to F with them? Would they like it?
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why the fuck you gotta do this to me i’ve literally been thinking this since I found out about the Echo World, lol
F: So humans are just animals.
N: Well, yes, but—
F: Ah, no need to explain, I get it.
Narrator: They didn’t.
I feel like they try to make F understand, but F’s interest has passed, and there’s no way to recapture it—plus, I imagine M is a bad influence by saying stuff like, “Humans are just more annoying animals,” and F nods quickly in agreement, like, “Ah, yes, I knew that, I am aware of this thing!”
You know, it wouldn’t help if any of the few human agents F gets to know is an animal person who likes to refer to their pets as “my children” cough, I do this, cough.
Human Agent: [is showing off pictures of their dogs and kids] Look at my kids! 
N: Aw, they’re so cute.
F: At what age do they lose their fur and become bipedal?
M: Six.
A: [sighs]
Either that or F is a bit like Rose Quartz in Steven Universe who used to think that babies and adults were different species, lol. not sure how that would figure, but eh, it’s still funny to think about
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A while ago there were these kinds of personality tests Sera took for the character (after someone had asked about it) F came out of the test as someone who liked affirmation. Therefore I am certain that F will love being spoken to with words of endearments in their own mother tongue.
Because that way the MC is affirming their love for F in a very personal manner.
And in my search for that Tumblr post I came by two very fun asks about Unit Bravo and when hickeys are involved!
My personal favourite answers:
F would be quite proud, I’d imagine! Wouldn’t try to hide it.
M would likely give the MC a matching one so as they weren’t the only one
Because I a biased <3
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BECAUSE F DOESN’t KNOW ABOUT MEeeeeeeMES
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you know what tho, if F is pretty fuzzy on the differences between animals, then @Hannah_Minger’s joke about them mistaking raccoons for dogs is probably true I think about that joke daily, tbh, it makes me smile 
So, what other animals would F reasonably confuse?
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Dolphins and whales?
Or mayhap dolphins and sharks?
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I think I lost the thread of the conversation with all the “humans aren’t animals/animals are humans”
So here’s some smug Mason for ya’ll
Mason n kitties scenario
Mason walks into the office and sees the kittens with the Detective.
Mason: You trying to replace us?
MC, glancing up: Well, they are much more adorable and well-mannered than some of you.
Mason: Who wants adorable when you can have this? (Gestures at himself).
MC: You’re not short on confidence, are you?
Mason, scoffs: A lot of things about me aren’t short…
MC gradually understands the meaning of that and turns red, whilst Mason smirks and heads out satisfied.
MC, sighs: Kittens are so much easier to deal with.
src:
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Emus and ostriches ?
T̶b̶h̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶
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Oh!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that’s both hilarious and terrifying.
Ooh! What if they don’t know the difference between deer and moose?
No wait! They think geese are abnormally large and grumpy ducks.
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I think F would probably be reasonably confused by all the different dogs breeds there are. N is showing pictures and F is like “ALL of these are dogs? Some of them are tiny and some look like they’re bigger than me!”
F: Geese are the Ms of the bird world
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And swans being the last, most dangerous evolution?
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F: They look pretty on the outside, but I dont trust them.
F: Swans are the As of bird world.
A: [suspiciously flattered] How so?
F: They look pretty but really they can kill you.
A: [genuinely flattered]
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I mean, technically they are not wrong. Humans are animals, no one specified it had to be something apart from that 
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I love this more than I should. This is gold right here.
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What kind of bird is N then?
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