And then they showed up at N’s door in the middle of the night.
Teacher: Please. Take them under your wing. I can’t go on much longer.
N: Of course. It shouldn’t be difficult.
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True but I think they have to undergone training under the Agency regardless. It would be possible the F will go to N for tutoring. XD
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[months later]
N: [with a loosened tie and strands of hair sticking at odd angles]
N: [sighs in frustration] [runs hands through hair] Alright, one last time, who was Shakespeare?
F: …some guy.
N: [sighs]
N: …alright. Let’s take a break.
F: [whips out a bag of Doritos]
And it’s at this moment that N knew they fucked up.
Bonus
N: [coughs violently] What is that?
F: [mouthful] This? I’m not sure, but one of the human agents gave it to me, it great. Here, try one!
N: [sniffs the Dorito] [cringes] [bites it]
N: [very nearly spits it out] Is that even legal?
N: [looks up to see F eating them by the mouthful]
N: [their last shred of hope withers and dies at the spot]
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My god…it’s just like trying to teach Alex history. Poor N…
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I live with my teenaged brother too, I understand your pain.
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Pfft, just realized I didn’t do my new questions yet.
Samir Parker
Ideal Vacation spot?
Probably somewhere coastal. Perhaps not beachy, per say, but something like the Outer Banks in North Carolina or another Coastal Town.
What physical traits do they find attractive? Personality traits?
Okay. So. Okay. I didn’t mean for this to happen but Samir, for some reason, is really attracted to blonds. This was not a thing I meant to have happen but blond/light hair is defiantly something he likes. Besides that he liked guys who are taller than him. Personality wise he really likes confidence maybe even a bit of smugness and bravery.
What are their guilty pleasures?
Phantom of the Opera… The Joel Schmacher version from 2004. He knows the singing isn’t great and there’s better versions out there but… He can’t help it.
What’s the perfect gift someone could give them.
Flowers! A nice potted plant! Rare video games
Who was their first crush (real or fictional)?
Jareth the Goblin King in Labyrinth. Which extended into a crush on David Bowie himself.
What is their most used emoji?
Do they prefer sweet, salty, or savory snacks?
Sweet! Or sweet and salty!!
What are some items on their bucket list?
- See a play on Broadway.
- Travel to Morocco
- See the Summer Olympics in person
- Learn how to make his own chocolate
Rin Takahiro
Ideal Vacation spot?
Somewhere forest-y, places good for camping.
What physical traits do they find attractive? Personality traits?
She doesn’t really have any physical traits she finds super attractive, but she does have a thing for older men Felix totally counts, right?? She really likes boldness and decisiveness.
What are their guilty pleasures?
… cheesy romance movies
What’s the perfect gift someone could give them.
Practical gifts like a good umbrella or pens.
Who was their first crush (real or fictional)?
Sanjuro Kuwabatake from Yojimbo
What is their most used emoji?
None but she probably accidentally sent Tina the 
once and got really confused why she found it so funny.
Do they prefer sweet, salty, or savory snacks?
Salty
What are some items on their bucket list?
- Have a reason to dress up really pretty and actually feel pretty and not stupid doing it
- Write a book
- Learn how to sword fight
- Get a BIG DOGGO
Well that took a while! What is everyone else talking about?
Me
this is an assult
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I love stationary.
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Nobody just scrolls all the way into the food category and accidentally hits the eggplant emoji! What could she have possibly been trying to click on?
Admit it, Rin thought it was going to be funny but she just immediately regretted the decision!
Confesssssss.
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I asked her when the Revolutionary War was and she goes, “A while ago?”. Well yeah… but I wanted a date!
You know you love the idea 
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heyyoo finally got around to answer 
Kira Kingston
General:
Describe them in only 3 words. Impulsive, Freedom, Stubborn
Birthday? November 27
Ethnicity? 1/4 mexican and purely American
Favorites:
Favorite Color? Blue
Favorite Season? Summer
Favorite Smell? Coffee
Favorite ice cream flavor? Favorite pie? Mint and Blueberry
Favorite flower? Tree? Sunflowers
Favorite wild animal? Pet? Alllll
Favorite movie? Disney movie? Miyazaki movie? Usually Horror like Dawn of the Dead or Evil Dead also likes the House of the dead animations
Favorite Marvel hero? DC? DC <3 Wonder Woman
Favorite game (video, card, or board)? Video Games! usually MMO’s like overwatch
Random:
What do they smell like? Coffee, and Mint, with a side of pastries
What flavor chapstick do they use? Shampoo/Soap scent? Blueberry and usually smell of mint
Random fears? Bugs especially Cockroaches
What languages do they know? American mostly too lazy to know anything else
If they could have ANY career what would it be? Video game designer or a tattoo artist
What skill do they want to learn? how to cook mostly, how to not care for things and also how to not overspend
Hot showers or cold showers? mostly hot
What kind of pajamas do they wear? ones with cute puns or weird graphic designs
also F in a uniform would be a delight <3 <3
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I agree. I kind of imagine A with carnival games like Vegeta and the punching machine from DragonballZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka8VoPGFsAY
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oh my god, WAIT I was wrong!
Charlotte’s first fictional crush was Trunks from Dragon Ball Z!!!
as you can tell, young Charlotte had a thing for Dawson’s Creek hair
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To be frank, I always imagine Nate with Dawson Creek hair. ≧ω≦
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oh thank god i’m not the only one, lol
but like a cool, modern version of the curtain bangs
nvm, ignore me, i’m 90s trash, lol
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Not weak. You just have great taste 
.
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So this past … month … has been a nightmare of busy and chaos, and I just wanted you all to know, coming here and reading you dorking about this game helps get me through mind-numbing projects and very long work days. You guys are the best.
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M: smirking If I didn’t know any better I’d think you were coming onto me.
MC: tilts head eyeing them up and down, No, not yet…smirks
N: stands horrified in the doorway
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N: shields eyes of F
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A: smacks forehead so hard it knocks them out
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Reminds me of the time I tried to teach my cousin English, I got so frustrated I smashed half of my room ( neither me nor him wanted it but his mother forced me to do it), that was 3 years ago and till this day family reunions are still awful, awkward and an atrocity upon family values
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