ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! that is A writing that tumblr post and no one can convince me otherwise!!!
I have been inspired!!!
Ava: [stomps into the dining room carrying the good China plates] Remember everyone we have to win this niceness arms race!!!
Farah: [fluffing up the centerpiece of wild flowers] Ava, it’s just a dinner party, chill.
Ava: [setting the table with the good cloth napkins] Chill? Chill?!? We are in a Cold Niceness War, I can’t get any colder that.
Morgan: [lighting the candles and then her cigarette] Yeah, that’s a lie.
Ava: [froths at the mouth]