really? I get pinged to be told ‘I can copy you! Look at meh…Weeeeee’ 
At least be gentle with this Lesbian and give me some Hottie winking!

Now that’s better lol
All them winking romances, reminded me of something hilarious that happen to me. Back then, it wasn’t so funny but you know…with old age, you look back and think ‘Geez, I was so stupid…’ lol
So, I and my best friend and roommate (RIP) went to visit a friend of hers. For the sake of this story, I’m gonna use the 1st letter of their names.
J = Best friend and roommate who is dead now. (RIP)
S = The friend we visited for a Weekend, so we stayed over at her place. The last time I heard from her, she gave up all her pets because she had the beginning of Alzheimer’s.
Anyway, we were sitting at her kitchen table. Both S and J deep in conversation and I were half listening to them, nose-deep in some sweet coffee.
That’s when S turn to look at me and wink at me. So, the dummy over here frowns and ignores it.
She winks again, and I take a good look at her and think maybe her eye is itching. Thankfully, I have a handkerchief in my pocket which I slide toward her without a word.
She look at it and smile a big smile which just made me wonder ‘What the hell is she smiling about?’. Anyway, she picks it up and gets up to refill her tea. I use that moment to whisper and ask a question to J: Does S has a tick?
J look at me in a weird way, so I point out how she was sort of winking with one eye and if it was some kind of spasm or a tick.
She just shakes her head with a smile on, again I’m frowning and wondering if these 2 are in cahoot against me.
S comes back with more tea, sits down, and throws me another wink. At this point, I was baffled as to why.
I decided to be blunt and asked her if her eyes were irritated or if she had a tick of some kind. She laughed her ass off, along with J, leaving me grumbling and calling them ‘Old hags’.
The phone decided to ring and S got up to answer it, giving J a chance to explain she told me that S is and has always been a Flirt, therefor she though I was a ‘Cutie’ and was ‘Winking’ at me.
When S came back, she again threw another wink at me before sitting. J just smirked at her looking at us. That was embarrassing, so I asked S if she had a shovel and she said yes. And I said 'Good, ‘cause I got some stupid to shovel away’, and I did that. I went outside and shoveled her driveway for 2 hours out of embarrassment.
I was never good with Flirting. Meaning, I can flirt but when someone hit on me? Totally oblivious lol
Ah, to be young again.
As you can see, it really can be just as embarrassing as in your story @lacunafiction 