As someone who’s been around since Choice of Romance was new and has sunk woefully masssive amounts of money into COG since then, the one thing that infuriates me more than anything is this:
#choice
*Play a sultry kazoo solo
You play a positively spicy kazoo solo!
*Play a mournful kazoo solo
You begin to play a mournful kazoo solo,
but suddenly, it turns sexy.
*Don’t play the kazoo
You have all this free time and a kazoo.
Why not have a sexy kazoo solo?