The Seven Heirs of Ophaesia: Part One (WIP)

I`d kill him! It would speed the job along nicely!

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But she can get out of it and marry someone with more power

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She can get out of it, if she chooses to.

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Welp…I feel very sadden by this kek, muh pa said he didn’t want my poor MC cries why won’t ya love me pa kek

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I know. That’s why I’m talking about the prince MC :rofl:

I’m sure the king doesn’t want his least favorite son reproducing.

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I have good news for him, then. :innocent:

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Well, my Prince is interested in reproducing.

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Reproducing with Magical Mitosis, perhaps? :thinking:

Imagine, a dozen clones, unbeknownst to the king, as he meets one around each corner while the previous one has vanished out of sight. :crazy_face:

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…Let’s just adopt a bunch of street orphans, easy way to get a few heirs and children without some of the not so nice side effects of reproduction and bearing children…and it would royally piss off the king.

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MC: So, Dad… if you make gay marriage legal, I definitely won’t be having any children… :smirk:
Father: : …Deal… :angry:

MC: Change of plan! Mavrys and I just adopted every orphan in the kingdom! :crazy_face:
Father: :dizzy_face:

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My Prince is going to be interested in Jasiphae.

Walk into a ball with a low cut slit dress to make your dad have heart failure.

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Man…I really can’t wait…though I know one thing…I’m beautiful and know how to headbutt!!!

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All righty then. :zipper_mouth_face:

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I mean…if muh pa doesn’t want me…then i will headbutt him with love!!!

Ah, yes, of course, of course, makes perfect sense. :sweat_smile:

:wink:

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Two should be sufficient, I like adopting orphans right from the streets, or at least I would if that were ever a possibility in any of the rulership games, if only to show the stuck-up aristocracy that rulers, or at least competent administrators are made, not born.
Still I don’t really need more than the heir and the spare. So unless I’m playing an uncharacteristically philanthropic and altruistic he’d probably still limit it to two or maybe three bright youngsters at most.

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We all know violence works just look at ma

@Fawkes

Does the mother like any of the potential ROs?