See, deep down we all want the nice RO who you know will take care of you. But even deeper down I do not. I mean for some unknown reason Jack the Ripper really gets me worked up. Idk why’s Bitch didn’t even show their face. They could’ve been a woman! Tbh give me an angry pouting Severus Snap any day though.
Of course being pans, I’m literally attracted to EVERYTHING. (it’s a curse I swear.) so here are some types I enjoy. Of course overall sarcasm to combat my wily wily ways of witty one liners.
Type 1: Mean and horrible with a dash of sugar.
I suppose I enjoy the rough types most of the time. The mysterious, angry man who hates the world. But really he just needs a hug, and is really a nice guy under all the gruff He’s gotta be badass as hell. Basically just give me Geralt of Rivia.
Oorrrrr Sebastian Castellanos from Evil within,
Rough guy 2 is the angry bastard who you want to punch in the throat but can thelp be attracted to. He’s angry, yells too much, and has pet names that make you bristle. But when the time comes he’s actually a lonely puppy who just needs some lovin. So basically a Lion who will rip his enemies apart, but also likes cardboard boxes and belly rubs. Kinda like Sir Brash from Demonheart actually. If you haven’t played it definitely check it out.
Link: (There might be a rp trigger in there so watch out. Other than that the game is gold.)
It’s super good you should check it out.
It’s a spin off of NWN so yeah.
He has such a way with words ️
Type 2: Mysterious Flirter.
Now I don’t meanover the top, I still gotta have my gruffness. Gruffness is the basis to all my attractions, but I want me a mans that can do both. He’s gotta be a charming ass rogue, who could pickpocket an old person and make people feel good about it. Sly and cunning, while being overly lewd, only adding a dash of cuteness every now and again. But he’s gotta have a dark ass past that haunts him, and times where it catches up to him and some days he can’t force a smile.
Soooooo Steve Mcgarret from Hawaii 5-0, the new one(even though I’ve seen the old one).
Type 3: The Killer.
The bad boy. Ugh give me a good Killer any day. I love them villains. But not the outright evil ones, mostly mad scientists and not complete sociopaths, but falling somewhere on the spectrum. A good example would be someone like Hannibal (Meds) from the TV show. Ugh that man. I also like the ones who know they are being shitty, but the pursuit of something greater keeps them from stopping. I have a great love for Ruvik (Ruben) Victoriano from Evil Within. His tortured past and just overall persona makes me want I help him in his mad endeavors. I also enjoy Stephano from the second one buuuuut not as much. Also fuck cults, don’t give me no cult ass bitch. I don’t fuck with no ghosts, and cults. That’s my only thing.
Type 4: The Strong Lesbian
I don’t even have to explain. Ruby Rose is not a women assuredly, as they are a “they”, but I enjoy their performance in Orange is the new black so much.
So yeah, I guess we’ve established I’m a romance lover ( I’m a hoe don’t beat around the bush ) and those are my types. As for appearnce it’s easy. Silver fox with a beard. I love me then older men.
Give me the enemies to friends to lovers. No better relationship than that.