So I am totally, 100% descended from Arthur, but when I tried to claim my birthright, they said I am a false prince. Liars and traitors, every last one! Loyal citizens of Britain(and the rest of the world) rise up against the tyranny of Queen Elizabeth ll! The rebellion is nigh!
Disclaimer: I am Canadian, not British. Don't ask how a descendent of Arthur is not British, I'm just not.