Currently a college student doing Film and Stage - which means nothing. Literally nothing. So I spend my time trying to be creative and failing miserably.

I hate most things, love some things, feel adequately apathetic about anything else, and could offer vast and variant opinions about any Stephen King novel under the sun.

(I cannot decide whether “vast and variant” is tautology. Also, is adequately apathetic an oxymoron? Somebody, please send help.)