Not my thing… But i like the way u think… 
Rhyme not intended
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If its still beating, i may be able to sell it 
PS: Chocolate may be
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I mean only if you need one. Otherwise it’s worthless unless you’re selling it…
FOOD!
Marry me? I promise I won’t leave till our one minute anniversary and you give me your fridge, money and house.
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It’s honestly perfect as is.
I can’t marry you… buddy , because Lilith had bind me to her heart 
Till Death Do Us part… and i am staying close to her so that none of you can harm her
This is marriage we’re talking about not love 
Me? I’d never, she’s my ro until Theta proves to be better.
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“Would you kindly fu¢k yourself?” thats an amazing motto!
i ll put that on a hoodie.
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It’d make a great Valentine day present.
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indeed, its not the same
No Loyalty? U may not be of much use after all…
Now im comtemplating the possibility of getting a girlfriend 
… i still dont think its worth it though.
I will directly inform Lilith when the time comes
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could you please say that without sounding like an evil scheming bastard?
Getting a GF just to send that Valentine’s Day present is my kind of commitment to a bad joke
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There is no evidence that @#$% is a vulgar word… she could had said “Would You Kindly Help yourself” 
Although expressing a word with gibberish text is weird …
Hmmm… then it would be more appropriate for us to sign an Alliance Treaty instead
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Yeeeaah, sure.
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Thats the way i normally talk…
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what are you talking about? The hoodie is for me.
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You’re really funny, keep on trolling buddy 
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THAT IS IT
This shit is too nice for me. I’m gonna go kick a dog and reject my humanity somewhere else
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Still sounds like marriage…
Anyone play Nier? Apparently in Japan people would more likely assume “kill” as a hidden meaning word…
I’ve been kicking puppies and ordering mushroom pizza with anchovies to people’s houses.
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Don’t even like Troll at all… although it is a legendary creature with good regeneration power, ultimately not hard to kill, you can still slay a troll with either Acid or Fire
But hey nice meeting you buddy… Love you too 
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U kick a dog. And ill find u.
And when i find u, ur going to wish that dog had kicked u instead.
PS: Agree with the “reject humanity” part
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