Alternate prompt - the detective and Tina are gossipy on a slow day at the station. The detective insists on passing notes since any whispering will be overheard by nosy vampires. What are they talking about, who notices them and does anyone try to intercept one of the notes or are they too cool to notice such silliness?
edit: they tell Nate they are talking about a coworker, Officer Business. First name Nunya. I’m cracking myself up at work already.
