No one have share this yet!?!?
Oh Maker… My heart…
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Oh my god. What is this gift. Holy fucking Christ. I have no words.
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It literally broke my heart and kept me wondering WHO TF SHOULD I MURDER FOR OUR SWEET N’s SUFFERING
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When I saw that, I honestly wanted to cry. They are such a gentle, strong, compassionate, positive influence for all of UB and honestly everyone who is blessed by their presence 
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same 
@paragontethras maybe that’s why they’re so nice, because they’ve been through so much shit (pardon my language) they know how it feels and they just don’t want anyone to feel that way
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Guuuys, don’t be sad! We just need to shove as much love at N as we can!
And also this:
M would do it. M would totally do it
M: walks up to the booth
M: The heck is this?
MC: It’s a kissing booth.
M: … Oh?
MC: Yeah, ah, people pay a dollar and I give them a kiss-
M: drops a 50 on the counter
MC: …
M: How much does that get me?
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And then M starts stealing money from the other members of Unit B to keep paying for more because damn it, the Detective is so close to being seduced they can feel it but they also need like $200 more bucks.
Either that or…
M: Do you accept credit cards?
MC: Uhhhhhh…
MC: Wait that card says du Mortain—
M: Do. You. Accept. Card.
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What do you mean steal?
M: N, I need to borrow 50 bucks.
N: Only 50?
M: Yeah.
N: What for.
M: Its for charity.
N: Oh! Well, 50 isn’t nearly enough. Here’s 200.
M: … The orphans or whatever will be so happy.
N: I’m glad!
That Night
Person: Wow, MC! How did you make 500 dollars?
MC: slightly dazed
MC: Everyone was… generous tonight…
Also picture M scaring off literally everyone else from the MC’s booth
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Nohhh… These are just too much… I need some air…
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Hmm, you are correct.
I defer to the more logical and hilarious headcanon! 
Either way, an M-romance MC is gonna make tons of cash, lol.
But then I think the real question would become…how much money does M need to slap down until the MC has to shut down the kissing booth for propriety’s sake? 
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Dear lord… I want this scenario to happen so badly…
YES! I mean, Ahem, I would adore that quite a bit.
It's gettin' hot in here
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin’ so hot
I wanna take my clothes off 
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Adam come back, let us love you T.T
And why is N broken on the inside? Ugh, I just want to shower them with affection and hugs.
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Considering its M they probably only really NEED a dollar for that…
MC: pulls back M, the fair is going to close soon.
M: That was only 5 kisses, Detective.
MC: What? Thats… Um… I guess it was.
M: I guess I can get the rest later when we have more time.
MC: sweats nervously
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I’m totally ready for Mason and a kissing booth. Please PLEASE let that be in game!
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Lolol like that scene from She’s the Man but backwards
MC: I think… that was… probably 50 dollars worth?
M, already pulling them back in: No, you get more
MC: in a dimension where oxygen doesn’t exist
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Also come back, you broke our door.
N sighs to themselves as they write up another Agency reimbursement request.
(I have nothing to add to M kissing booth discussion besides 
)
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Yes Kissing have booth must…uh 
i mean
yes must have kissing booth.
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Ok, so, a friend sent this on Discord
According to her, it says: Enjoy yourself. Be yourself. Create your unicorn swag look.
And after reading that I feel like N would have to drag F away from this section before they expend every single penny on it.
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N-Nani!! How did someone get 13 friendship points with M, Every time I romance them I get like 8 max and when I dont like 3.
I wanna be best friends with everyone not just my RO 
(Also hey everyone long time lurker here figured in my free time not doin college things I would post in these discussions but I am always to shy and never know what to say )
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