I have named the door demon Dave for alliteration beware the door demon. If its the fridge door and you want a cold soda or one of your zombies has a brain he wants to save for later poor Zed won’t get his brain.
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Nope, I’m making a judgment call. It has to really strike fear into the hearts of men. So of course. It’s a Bathroom door with teenage girls doing their makeup on the other side. Oh wait, Did I say, men? I meant teenage boys looking to use the bathroom. A most dreaded door indeed.
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But we are in agreement that the doors name is Dave
Wait. Are you telling me, we get our own Ignis.
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“I found a new re–su-pee!”
If I had to guess, Elizibeth’s bad but wants to, Helena is great but never cooks. Dandelion is one hell of a cook, eager to please. And everyone else is bad or just eats whatever.
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I am still hoping to get a gladiator pit
So going in order: Noct, Gladiolus and then Ignis.
Where’s our Promp-… Arthur…
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I wonder if it complains all the time to random heroes that walk up to it…
@kingzug It’s alright The dreaded door Dave is a thing. It’s just that Dave took a lot of time in his like to decide on the fact that he wanted to be a bathroom door. Because nothing is more terrifying.
thank golly I live in the middle of the woods in that case
(He’s a little unhinged) I am so sorry about that
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Can we fit cake into the game somehow? Like as a weapon. Maybe a poisoned cake? Which we also love to eat.
Cyanide cupcakes for the guests.
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It what you get your best enemy
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oh i thought you would give your best enemy a cursed book that turns him into a door
Nah that’s what you do to your third worst enemy.
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what about your second?
You Defeat your worst enemy with Odorless tasteless Slow acting poison.
you keep your second worst alive to continuously foil, and a Cane for their new permanent limp. (a constant reminder to them who’s the top dog)
you need someone to keep you sharp, that isn’t quite as Capable as you.
And you need someone to Complain about to your 3rd worst enemy (now a door)
wait our third worst enemy is the Door Demon Dave or does he work for Dave
Igor the Abomination “How many remember that idea”
Bob the Skeleton
Zed the Zombie
Dave the Door Demon
Have I missed any creatures we have named
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