F helps so it’s still valid!
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F does all the computer work, while N hovers behind their shoulder and dictates? What if A is a good photographer and they’re responsible for taking the photos, just for N
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Omg and M helps by posing all the dogs… WeRateDogs is an entire UB team effort! 
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F can’t spell half the words N says, N can’t work twitter so they never realize that F is just winging it.
F: Ok, how would you describe this goode boye?
N: Beautiful. Effervescent. His zest for life is infectious. A true pleasure to witness.
WeRateDogs: 13/10 goode boye would pet again good job
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N probably runs a puppy adoption agency that spans the world. Also here’s a picture of golden retriever puppies. 
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F: Look at this dog, N!
N: That looks like a service dog.
F: Says he helped find missing people after a building collapsed.
N: See, these are why dogs are amazing. They can be trained to help people and they ask for nothing in return. What truely majestic and wonderful creatures, we-
F: posts tweet while N continues in background
WeRateDogs: WE GOT A RARE 15/10 PUPPER!!
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Half the popularity of the account comes from the fact that N is in all the pictures with the dogs
F: Okay, here’s the one M had to use their pheromones on to get her to sit still for A to take a picture.
N: I remember that one!
F: You remember all of them.
N: I do!
N: She was incredibly rambunctious but not boisterous, simply preferring to live her life to its fullest!
WeRateDogs: s a s s y g i r l 10/10
Then the post receives 3,000 notes, 1,000 for the dogs, 1,000 for N, 1,000 for both.
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SHAMELESS EDIT PROMO
COUGH COUGH COUGH
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F: Remember the chihuahua?
N: Yes! That little spitfire! Kept nipping at me even after I was holding her, though she was trembling like a leaf, but eventually I earned her trust and—
WeRateDogs: 🌶️/10 spicy taco dog
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It’s a good thing instagram wasn’t around for that long, otherwise N would be some kind of dog-posting cryptid.
“Have you heard? That instagram’s been posting for over 70 years.”
“I hear the son is running it now”
“But they look so similar”
Also imagine A taking time to secretly work on their camera work to get the best dog pics for their bff. F (and Rebecca?) help.
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A: [tries to sneak in a cat rate]
N: We have a brand, A!
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I kinda love whenever we talk about UB doing stuff together it’s like “Oh! N and F being cute and A being supportive in their grumpy way! … also M is there.”
M is just in the background while the other three are being adorable.
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But M provides a vital function! A may have the patience required to be an animal photographer, but M’s presence is what calms the doggies in a way that A, a cat person, cannot.
I’m also working under the fact that N might just get too excited to use their pheromones on the dogs to calm them and M has no such qualms, lol. They would be there all day with a single dog without M, but with M they have a huge volume of posts every day. It’s really quite lovely.
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M has to keep those puppers in line or they’ll get fur all over their dark clothes.
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What if every April Fool’s it turns into WeRateCats with A as the one in all the pictures??
F: Ok, so this is a picture of A with…a cat…?
N: It’s a Maine Coon, you can tell by the size—
WeRateDogsCats: b i g b o y e 10/10 absolute units
And then every Halloween it’s pictures of M with unusual animals. One of my in-game headcanons is that weird animals love M for some reason. Last year it was bats, this year it’s raccoons, F has a stockpile of pictures of M with snakes, so that’s probably next Halloween. WeRateSneks.
And on F’s birthday it’s just F’s selfies. WeRateF
They’re all 10/10.
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Alternatively, the account turns into 
WeRateUnicorns on F’s birthday.!
N: [does a beautiful unicorn oil painting for F as a gift]
WeRateUnicorns: 
LISAFRANK /pointyboy, wish it was real 
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Amazing. Even better.
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What about this. Your MC rating UB in a WeRateDogs kind of way?
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lmao, Genius! Can someone actually do a scenario where mc rates each of them.