I finally started playing Breath of the Wild.
Don’t call it learning how, call it drawing out the final boss fight dragon ball style.
I’m posting this here because it’s funny how awesome this is (or at least I thought so anyway)
This picture is not 100% true, but here is the full story
NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.”It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing “the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.”
After being introduced to the show’s host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
“Which of the following is the largest?”
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) A Tennis Ball
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
“Hmm, oh boy, that’s a toughie,” said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. “I mean, I’m sure I’ve heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.”
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
“Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!” exclaimed Evans. “Darn. I think I better phone a friend.”
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
“Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I’m on TV!” said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. “Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.”
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
“Come on Betsy, are you sure?” said Evans. “How sure are you? Puh, that can’t be it.”
To everyone’s astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend’s advice and pick ‘The Moon.’
“I just don’t know if I can trust Betsy. She’s not all that bright. So I think I’d like to ask the audience,” said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, ‘The Moon.’ Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
“Wow, seems like everybody is against what I’m thinking,” said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. “But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let’s see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I’m going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.”
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, ‘The Moon.’
Having used up all three of her lifelines — first eliminating “peanut” and “tennis ball” as possible correct answers, then asking a friend and polling the audience to choose between the remaining choices of an elephant and the moon — one Kathy Evans of Idaho supposedly decided to ignore all common sense and advice and opt for “elephant” as the correct answer.
this can´t be true, please tell me that was a prank^^
It’s an edited picture, but, I think the story itself is true.
Now thats a whole new level of stupidity (assuming its real)
Fortunately humanity has not fallen quite that far yet: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dumbo-and-dumber/
Q: How do dog catches get paid?
A: By the pound.
Tax scammer calls a law office
Sorry, just had to share this. I think I killed myself laughing for far too long when I came across this. Who wants to take a guess at what the story is about?
(My hypothesis is that it’s a story about a woman who always wanted to be shorter and has finally had her dreams come true via the removal of several internal organs and a couple of vertebrae. This photo was taken of the proud doctor performing a post surgery ultrasound to confirm that yes, she has no stomach or liver but is still somehow still alive.)
Greasy tales(any song), plaguepfgripes(dark holes episode, as well as two best friends play) and society of virtue.