The Funny Thread


My cat has learnt how to open doors and take off his collar. Pretty sure he has thumbs. I just turn to see the door slide open. It feels like the scene from Jurassic Park.



@ElvesForTheWin Ay, my cats take of their collars too! I believe it’s more common than we think.

But doors?
Never seen one of my cats open one. Ever.
They just despair when I close one, until I open it again.


They are adapting. One day they will rule the world…Cats will eventually learn to overcome their fear of doors, and then their fear of balloons (what’s up with that?) until eventually…they will conquer their fear of literally anyone who knocks on the door…

That will be a dark day indeed.


Hey man you forgot the terrifying cuccumbers. They’re a great threat to all cats.

But yeah. A world ruled by cats would be kinda. Scary.


How did I forget the cucumbers??



Is my cat different or…

My cat has been opening doors for a while and attacks anyone who isn’t me. Good ol’ lucky black cats. My best friend in high school had a fear of her whenever he entered the house.


Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin said “man it’s hot in here!” The other muffin said, "OMG, A talking muffin! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


Man that was so horrible that I laugh by underride! Kudos! KD


My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3 years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100. I lost Interest in that relationship.







You have 10 or so minutes to live… I guess I’ll finish it with this.


Did I show that to you or just remind you? :laughing:

That man is an international treasure.


Maybe. :eyes:

Yes. Taro must be protected at all costs.


Speaking of Yoko… There was also the 2B’s butt hole (People photoshopped one onto her and claimed they put it in the game) fiasco where he got sent a folder full of 2B porn (pre-release). And praised the internet.


He did. You should see some of the other stuff he’s put up:

The last image was when Keiichi Okabe received several awards for the game’s soundtrack and Taro didn’t receive any for his scenario, so he was acting salty in the video, hahaha.


Bless this man, It’s nice to see someone have fun like that,