The Funny Thread


#1012

This guy is a genius


#1013

Heehee…

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.

I don’t need a relationship. I’m a rock. I’m an island. Sometimes I go to airport arrivals and stand with a piece of cardboard that says ‘NO-ONE’.

Isn’t it funny how for so many people, red, white and blue represent freedom, until they are flashing behind your car.

People used to laugh at me when I would say “I want to be a comedian”. Well nobody’s laughing now.

A girl called me the other day and said, “Come over, nobody’s home”, so I went over. Nobody was home.

We can teach kids there’s no ‘i’ in team, but it’s way more important to teach them that there’s no ‘a’ in definitely.


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#1016

It’s hard not to laugh at some of the Impractical Jokers Punishments (for me at least). :laughing:


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#1018

Here’s a joke: the cryptocurrency community today


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#1020

Last year was a fun memory when this hit the news. I wish all my fellow people all the dirt in the whole widest world :scream: :innocent:
This well-intentioned announcement is trending for all the wrong (but funny) reasons


#1021

I actually like The Last Jedi, because of all the memes it spawned. Between this and Ben Swolo, I can say it’s a great movie for memes.


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#1023

You mind if I join in


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