The Funny Thread


#949

So, I’m a big fan of the local library.
I just read a book but well that’s another story.

My bad joke offering has been submitted.


#950

bad joke offerings eh?
pulls out drawer and starts to rifle through
clears throat

We were discussing complex English words and i couldn`t remember one, so i started to say “Oxy…oxy…oxy…” as a memory kick starter.

“…moron?” someone finishes for me

Turned round and said “Hey there is no need to be rude.”


#951

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”

The three clergy members all look at each other, and the priest replies with confused look, “No?”


#952

20/20

And this one is just beautiful


#953

Why thank you

I can see three years into the future…i have 2020 vision

cringe


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#955

“I’M MARY POPPINS Y’ALL!”


#956

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#962

"What manner of sorcery is this? Let’s spear it."


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anime-logic-gender


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