How about these which I created out of sheer Borden:
Axzazel is Red
Nightcrawler is Blue
If you don’t get the reference then screw all of you!
Hellboy is Red
Abe is a greenish-blue
The Hell-Lize ship makes fangirls go boohoo
Shoutmon is Red
Gumdramon is Blue
The Digimon craze went down the loo, pokemon too
You make my face Red
You make my fists blue
If you don’t get it, I am so over you!
Charmander is Red
Squirtle is Blue
Don’t forget Bulbasaur who is cute like you!
Iron man is Red
Captain America wears blue
Yet Hulk is the one that puts fear into the two
These are getting notice on my valentines card which I send to myself because I am lonely as heck…But then again, who needs love?