The Funny Thread


#578

is that meant to be I-CUP-MAN? or ICUP-MAN?


#579

I see u pee man

That old joke


#580

I’ll admit this made me chuckle :smirk:


#581

Two muffins sitting in an oven.

Muffin1: “wow it’s hot in here”

Muffin2: turns with a gasp “HOLY SH#$ A TALKING MUFFIN!!”


#582

Story time:

OK, so earlier today (about a couple of hours ago around the time I posted this), I was at a Taco Bell.

So you guise know about those “incredibly rare” 2 dollar bills in the US?

Anyways, I tried to pay with one of those, the cashier didn’t recognize it and tried to call the cops on me.


#583

Atleast you have tacobell.


#584

Tacobell, more like TacoIDon’tTakeYourBill. :smiley:


#585

Every day,we stray further from God.


#586

For those of you, like me, who enjoy a good aural shitpost.


#587

When your friend says ‘Let’s bounce.’





#588

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Scientist: the dinosaurs
Where did they come from?
Scientists: an egg
facepalm


#589

As a chemist this one is my favorite:

Two blokes walk into the chemistry department’s bar. The first bloke says I’ll have some H2O please. The second bloke says I’ll have some H2O to please. The second bloke dies.


#590

Nice hydrogen peroxide reference. :stuck_out_tongue:


#591

Ahaha we have a chemistry enthusiast in the house give him a big hand folks :grinning:


#592

I saw that joke earlier in the week. It’s amusing.

Reminded me of

Johnny was a chemist’s son
But Johnny is no more
’Cause what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4

Which I’ve no idea where I heard it! And that’s annoying me now. Probably school.


#593

Ow man I spilled some of that stuff on me once, still got the scar it stings like a m----------r.


#594

made this quote up in my mind…
“life is screwed, but as I don’t have one, I cant complain.”- MWD: issues with reality


#595

Picked up this hitchhiker, wearing daisy dukes a fruit of the loom tank top and I’ll never forget that blonde hair milky white skin and baby blue eyes…
Name was Russel.
:wink:

Sry bad mental image joke lol
Edit:used to be good at them, the whole drawn out set up and 180


#596

#597

Please tell me you’ve seen the “moneysupermarket” adverts. Please.